Military Sayings

[Kilted Heathen]

"I concentrated on other factors of the training too much ..."

[CAL]

"I concentrated on other factors of the training too much ..."

[ShortBusDriver82]

Wrong.... errr... I mean funny.... errr. wrong.... errr.... FUNNY !!!!

[Larry]

Column Left March- "THAT'S TOWARD THE SANDBAG FOR YOU ROBINSON"

Column Right March- "THAT'S AWAY FROM THE SANDBAG FOR YOU ROBINSON"

I heard this for three days while toting a sandbag in my left hand during basic.

Good training, haven't had a left, right problem since.

[old13b]

Column Left March- "THAT'S TOWARD THE SANDBAG FOR YOU ROBINSON"

Column Right March- "THAT'S AWAY FROM THE SANDBAG FOR YOU ROBINSON"

I heard this for three days while toting a sandbag in my left hand during basic.

Good training, haven't had a left, right problem since.

We did that at Ft Sill too. Only with rocks IE Rock hand Pvt Dumbass.

[Skyshark]

Getting your first Article 15 and you are standing in front of the 1SG "Sweating like a whore in church"

Or when you have to take a massive shit and you let everyone in the barracks know it by announcing at the top of your lungs that "Manifest was called in your colon 15 minutes ago and you now have jumpers in the door!"

[VB]

Getting your first Article 15 and you are standing in front of the 1SG "Sweating like a whore in church"

Or when you have to take a massive shit and you let everyone in the barracks know it by announcing at the top of your lungs that "Manifest was called in your colon 15 minutes ago and you now have jumpers in the door!"

Guess I'm still a Cherry, I never had a 15

[shadowcop92]

You move slower than a running river that isnt.

One I heard during a battalion run in Panama
" Them legs run slower than my granny and she's dead"

You are slower than pond water.

Man, you would fuck up a wet dream

you couldnt fight your way out of a wet paperbag

[old13b]

How did we forget this one?

When the balloon goes up.

[oldarmyvet]

"Pray for war"

Pretty sure my battalion commander LTC. Pullen from the 1/505th coined this but not sure.

[HDParatrooper78]

"you so stupid you could break an anvil"

"shes so ugly someone set her face on fire and put it out with a wet chain"

You "say POP"
leg "POP"
You " thats the sound of your head coming out of your ass"

"have you ever done push ups with your dick skinners in your pockets"

"Im as mad as a raped ape"

"you need to go and unfuck yourself"

"are you as fucked up as you want to be?"

"your so unlucky if it were raining pussy youd get hit in the head with a dick"

LOL always loved that last one!!.....

[Feetasshead]

I liked;

pop smoke
cut slingload
un-ass the AO
"I am gonna make you strong,now push"
ruck up
clusterfuck
dumbass, type one each
blue Falcon
big Green Weenie
you look like 10 pounds of shit stuffed into a 5 pound bag
hammered dogshit
FRAGO,you will push til I get tired of watching you
beat your boots
do we have Stevie Wonder for a point man?
bulletmagnet
square that shit away
hooch
DLAB=die like a bitch
DX that shit
leg boots
happy sock
fartsack
ACAP
chairborne ranger
PT stud
double time
step it up/step it out

That is all I can recall now.

[zuluzerosix]

I hated this one....


"Who author-ized that last allocation?"

[Gorilla24D]

BOHICA and "Are you trackin." are my favorites...Shitbirds,,,....

[Gorilla24D]

Has anyone said "seen the elephant." yet?