Damn boy.....the best part of you ran down your mothers leg and landed on a pop corn box at the drive in......
Damn boy.....the best part of you ran down your mothers leg and landed on a pop corn box at the drive in......
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter
and those that matter don't mind." ~ Dr. Suess
I have more time in a T-10 harness than you do in a t-shirt. (Im sure someone has posted it before.)
Hear that? It's me opening up a can of shut the fuck up.
You are ate up from the floor up.
For those that were in Italy: Zuppa Panini (Italian for soup sandwich)
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Curt S-1, HHC, 3/325th ABCT 91-93 - Blue Falcons! FACEBOOK
“A citizen who shirks his duty to contribute to the security of his community is little better than the criminal who threatens it.” - Robert Boatman
Irrespective...
Irregardless...
Normanclature.....
Pacifically.....
All non-words used by NCOs around me at one time or 'nuther......
I have to go take a Mookie.
Translation: I have to go take a dump.
Translation: Mookie = Muqtada al-Sadr
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
Damn Hillary Clinton to the Abyss.
I hate posers!
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*1992-1996 USMC Cpl
*12/2005 - present USAR Medic PL/Human Terrain Teams
"I might not be Airborne however, it says it on my right sleave!"
Mmmmmmmmm Spesgettttttttttti.........
Who wants the Ham and Chicken Loaf; come on I'm not the only one here who heard that one.
"Lobotomy means never having to say you're sorry."
Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theater 3000
Recondo log, she's the queen of all the acrobats, she can do some tricks that'll give you guys the shits. She can shoot string beans through her fundamental orfice, do a triple summersault and catch them on her tits, she's a great big son of a bitch twice as big as me, she got hair on he ass like the branches on a tree, she can swim, fight, fuck, fly a plane, and drive a truck she the kind of girl that's gonna marry me. She's special forces ranger airborne infantry and Recocondo to
How about that walsh!
I'm from New Hamshire, and I've seen a double cunted cow,but did not see her piss on a flat rock
ten up and two down
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