Military Sayings

**Darksaga** · 04-03-2008, 08:40 PM

Not me Little Tard. That was my CW3.

**skywalker** · 04-11-2008, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by Darksaga

Not me Little Tard. That was my CW3.

....Little Tard
Hey Dark...the other day I over heard Short Bus Driver and Sponge Bob talking about a song your Mother had wrote just for you...It went some thing like.....Put silver wings on my Dark's chest...make him one of America's Best.....any thing to that?....

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**ShortBusDriver82** · 04-12-2008, 09:43 PM

Skywalker... you keep that up... and we're not going to allow you on the bus anymore...

What happens on the bus, stays on the bus... to include the midget killing and the blood drinking...

**HDParatrooper78** · 04-13-2008, 07:29 AM

" All Fat Ladies Quiver Violently "

**skywalker** · 04-13-2008, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by ShortBusDriver82

Skywalker... you keep that up... and we're not going to allow you on the bus anymore...

What happens on the bus, stays on the bus... to include the midget killing and the blood drinking...

Please Mr. ShortBusDriver....I'll be a good boy....

..I won't say what I saw the Midget's doing!

**ShortBusDriver82** · 04-13-2008, 02:51 PM

That's not so much the problem as is where we hide the bodies...

**Mark7667** · 04-13-2008, 10:20 PM

You having that problem too SBD? I'm running out creative spots to hide dead hookers.

**AbnJack** · 04-14-2008, 04:27 AM

SBD eats the evidence.

**ShortBusDriver82** · 04-14-2008, 03:35 PM

This is true... but the crew doesn't prefer this since it leaves me with extra methane...

**Golf-Tree** · 04-14-2008, 03:43 PM

If it was raining pussy, I'd catch an asshole!

**ShortBusDriver82** · 04-14-2008, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by Skeen

If it was raining pussy, I'd catch an asshole!

Whoa.... now we've gone to far... where did you hear that? From a leg Lt. in Kansas???

**AbnJack** · 04-14-2008, 03:58 PM

lmao!

**Golf-Tree** · 04-14-2008, 03:59 PM

That one barely made the deadline, I overheard two legs bitching when I was clearing.

**Diablo** · 04-14-2008, 05:45 PM

A few of my favorites that get used more often than my wife would prefer:
Unass(ed)
Clusterfuck
DX that _______

One I expected to see but did not:
"Move like you have a purpose!"

And one from my 1SG who would not have made it in today's more PC Army, "PFC, you are going to be busier than a set of jumper cables at a Mexican wedding, so cancel your plans for the weekend."

**yrualeg** · 04-14-2008, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by Diablo

And one from my 1SG who would not have made it in today's more PC Army, "PFC, you are going to be busier than a set of jumper cables at a Mexican wedding, so cancel your plans for the weekend."

Now thats comedy gold right there!!