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  1. 05-18-2007, 06:41 PM #46
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    I just told the oldest...
    "I need a 100% accountability of your Letters before you can come out of your room"....


    She's only 4...
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  2. 05-19-2007, 08:17 AM #47
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    On doing pushups. Get your backs straight and your butts out of the air. "You look like a monkey fucking a football"
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpongeBob View Post
    I just told the oldest...
    "I need a 100% accountability of your Letters before you can come out of your room"....


    She's only 4...
    Now that's funny
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    "High Speed, Low Drag, Teflon Coated, Wind Tunnel Tested"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga View Post
    That chick you were with last night was so ugly she looked like she got beat with a bag full of smashed assholes.
    Did guys tell you that a lot Dark?

    "Where is the prince who can afford so to cover his country with troops for its defense, so that ten thousand men descending from the clouds might not,in many places, do an infinite deal of mischief before a force could be brought together to repel them?" -Benjamin Franklin, 1784

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    MRE fed, Prop-blast cooled
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    Default Re: Military Sayings

    hook pile tape = velcro
    slide fasteners = zippers

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    Get in the front leaning rest position
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    slide fasteners = zippers
    Strikehold This is not exactly true, a slide fastener comes off at the top and the bottom a zipper does not.

    I know this is a semantic argument but...........look at the M1950 Weapons case that is a slide fastener because if you take the slide all the way to the top it comes off. You can't do that with a zipper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yrualeg View Post
    Strikehold This is not exactly true, a slide fastener comes off at the top and the bottom a zipper does not.

    I know this is a semantic argument but...........look at the M1950 Weapons case that is a slide fastener because if you take the slide all the way to the top it comes off. You can't do that with a zipper.
    Sure ya' can. I've done it to more then a few coats, and boy what a pain in the ass it is to get back on!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yrualeg View Post
    Strikehold This is not exactly true, a slide fastener comes off at the top and the bottom a zipper does not.

    I know this is a semantic argument but...........look at the M1950 Weapons case that is a slide fastener because if you take the slide all the way to the top it comes off. You can't do that with a zipper.
    Ok, dude. Thanks for the correction.
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    'Son, you're fucked up like chinese arithmetic'

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    'its raining like a double blattered cow pissin' on a flat rock'

    'lost'er than a bastard on father's day'

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    Sweet! Re: Military Sayings

    C'mon! Y'all never heard these.....

    Hey, let's not make this into an MOS!

    Let's run this one up the flag pole and see who salutes.

    Get in the brace weirdo!

    I got more time in El Paso than you have in life.

    Hellfire!!

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    Shut your cockholster, leg!!

    Get your head out of your fourth point of contact so we can have a real conversation!
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    You are as quiet as two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.

    Did your Mom have any kids that lived?

    Troop...you move like molasses in winter time.

    It's colder than witches tits in a brass bra.

    Trust me with your life...not your money or wife.

    You know what comes from Texas...steers or queers...which one are you?

    Are you eyeball fucking me boy?

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    Stand fast.


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    "drop your cocks and grab your socks"
    "good to go"
    "ate up" as in you are ate the fuck up trooper

    Saluting a crappy officer in the field: "sniper check sir"
    "you got to be crazy,crazies" LTC scott Airborne School 1986
    "your more fucked up than a butter bar with a compass"
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