Military Sayings

[andyclan]

OK guys, there are a lot of good sayings out there that I have forgotten and would love to hear again. Please contribute to the following list:

Falling like a bag of hammers
Landed like a bag of shit
Ate up like a soup sandwich
Dummer than a sack of hammers
Blue Falcon....

You get the idea. let us know some of your favorites.

[RedFalcon]

Buddy is half a word.

High speed, low drag.

"Take off those Air Force gloves!!!" (referring to having one's hands in trouser pockets.)

"Beat your fucking face HERO!!!" I hated being called hero or stud. It was so blatantly condescending.

[andyclan]

Those are great redfalcon! Thanks for the contribution. One of these days, I going to write a book about all of these.

[Ironic-Mike]

Step a little closer to the razor!
Your boots are calling “Kiwi! Kiwi!� (Do they still do that for Low Quarters?)
Oh, dark-thirty in the morning.

[andyclan]

Eyes, I'm begining to wonder about you.....

Thanks, Mike. Those are great!

[Ironic-Mike]

If it hadn't been nearly 30 years I might remember more of them.

[shqipe]

D'ya shine those boots with a Hershey bar?

Do these qualify: chemlight batteries, box of grid squares, prop-blast bag, keys to area J and such?

[yrualeg]

It looks like you dove on a wrinkle mine.

Ate up like a soup sandwich

[AbnJack]

"It would behoove you...."

Had a 1sgt that loved to say that.

[SpongeBob]

"It's a technique....but not the most preferred!"

[gunsmittys]

I need it in triplicate.

Fill out the appropriate DF

If it ain't rainin we ain't trainin.

Hurry up and wait.

There's your way, my way and the Army/Air Force/Govt way.

If the military wanted you to have a wife, you'd have been issued one.

Get on down there and push down some of Georgia.

[yrualeg]

I'm fucking this dog you just hold his head

[MightyA]

Get your goat smelling ass outta that bed!

[AbnJack]

I'm fucking this dog you just hold his head

"I'm as serious as two dogs fucking."
or "I'm as serious as a heart attack."

[italyjumper]

Youre about as squared away as a cheerio.

Too bad you were the fastest swimming sperm

Hurry the FUCKKKKKKKK up!!

Rotate one jumper to the right...ughh i hated that one..