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  1. 03-20-2007, 07:48 AM #1
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    I guess we should thank Al "hug-a-tree" Gore for a smaller carbon footprint cause if you cause more damage to save energy you're okay.

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    AND DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THIS REPORT EITHER This one is for your environmentalists out there ... you Prius drivers. You know who you are. When you drive a Prius you're so much better than everyone else on the road, right? Yeah .. right. Because your carbon footprint is so much smaller than everyone else's. You're special. You care about the environment while that jerk driving the Hummer doesn't.
    Uh oh. Maybe things aren't as they seem.
    There's a story in The Recorder from Central Connecticut University which says that it takes more energy to produce a Prius than it does a Hummer. I'm not going to try to explain it to you here ... just read the story.
    Oh ... and all of this is caused, of course, by global warming.
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    I'm sure Al Gore drives a fucking Scion.
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    I assumed he drove a Schwinn 2-seater so as to reduce emissions AND the use of rubber products.

    I'm just sad his mother conserved rubber as well.
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    Have you heard the latest? The Boston paper had a story this morning
    about money Al Gore gets for royalties from a Zinc Mine under his property, that is polluting the hell out of Tennessee!
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    Oh yeah, Al "hug-a-tree" Gore, our intrepid hero talks a good game but fails miserably in actual practice. I guess he took the class on "Kerry-Speak" since we don't understand all the nuances involved we must be too stupid to figure out that he's full of shit.
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    Such fucking hypocrisy....that fat fuck drives a hybrid SUV.

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    This is the same liberal tree-hugging crowd that all said we were dying of acid rain a few years ago. Global warming.. Back in January they had to cancel a huge GW convention because of snow.
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    ....taken from Sponge's nightly prayer.
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    I hope that all those tree-hugging Prius driver's are proud that they've killed off an area nearly as bad as Chernobyl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigSis61502 View Post
    I'm sure Al Gore drives a fucking Scion.

    I'll bet he doesn't drive. He has someone drive him in his stretch Excursion with armored plating that gets 3 miles to the gallon to his waiting private jet that takes him to his estate that uses 2 times more energy in a month than I do in a year.

    But I'm supposed to drive a car powered by 300 D cell batteries.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rangeroffspr View Post
    I'm just sad his mother conserved rubber as well.

    I swear you've gotten funnier this last year. What have you been doing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAL View Post

    I swear you've gotten funnier this last year. What have you been doing?
    Yoga. Comedic yoga. It stretches the funny bone and gives more flexibility to the typing apparatus. It's also great for when midgets try to get out of their ropes. You can just wrap them up like a dwarf constrictor.

    I've always been like this, just not as open with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAL View Post

    I swear you've gotten funnier this last year. What have you been doing?
    Crack, Opium, Smack, PCP, Absinthe and Papa John's bread sticks.....

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    Only if the platform is horizontal.
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    Speaking of flexible midgets....

    Where is Dark on this topic...?

    Perhaps he is off at a Global Warming convention....
    He and his "friends" loaded up in the banana peel / solar panel powered car and are stuck on the side of the road somewhere waiting for the sun to come out...
    He is from Denver you know...?
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