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  1. 03-07-2007, 08:04 AM #1
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    Default THE SUN MIGHT BE WARMING THE EARTH

    Oh no AL looks like your "Inconvenient Truth" is just just another Leftist lie Poor baby, go and wash your carbon footprint off this one.

    THE SUN MIGHT BE WARMING THE EARTH



    Yup...that's the latest conclusion of those who dare to speak out against the Global Warming jihad. And there's new information that can't be making Al Gore happy. According to National Geographic News and a scientist...global warming is caused by.....the sun. Imagine that! What have I been saying for years here?
    Uh-oh....what now? Will Al Gore ever admit that he might have been wrong? Of course not...because the global warming movement has nothing to do with the environment...and everything to do with politics.

    According to the report, simultaneous warming of the Earth and Mars by the sun suggest that recent climate change may not be caused by man. As proof, the report cites a NASA report that says the polar ice caps are also melting on Mars. Uh-oh...time to pass a climate treaty for Mars. Those Martians obviously need to cut back on their driving and install solar panels. But remember .. only advanced industrial nations on Mars will be affected. Developing nations will be exempt.

    And there's more...scientists at the Danish National Space Center think global warming is caused by cosmic rays from exploded stars, not man. Are they right? Who knows. But the point is that there are reasonable people who disagree about global warming. This is something the media hides from the public. Anybody who dares to speak out against the global warming movement is derided as a Holocaust denier and a member of the Flat Earth Society.

    But back to that Mars thing....perhaps Al Gore could move there and run up the light bill.
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  2. 03-07-2007, 08:20 AM #2
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    I think what's really happening is that stupid fuck algore is using so much energy on his fucking MANSIONS that he is heating the Earth AND Mars. All of that hot air coming out of his suckhole isn't helping things, either.
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    This totally sucks for Hyundai and all those granola cars that run on peanut oil!!!!

    I wonder if the sun actually affects the wx too...hmmmm...
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    I heard that the sun is also responsible for the break up of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston. Or was that global warming too? I forget...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAL View Post
    I heard that the sun is also responsible for the break up of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston. Or was that global warming too? I forget...

    NO that WAS caused by global warming she was too HOT....
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    Wait...you mean that giant ball of flaming hydrogen that burns at ungodly temperatures may be responsible for the temperature? Yeah right...

    Next thing you know you'll be telling me that tinfoil DOESN'T block alien radio telepathy.


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    OK, first of all...they broke up because of me.
    Brad caught Jen doing spins on my lap, he wanted to take a turn but I refused him and the last I saw he was leaving with Dark.
    Second, not only does tin foil work very well blocking alien messages and ESP messages from my neighbors dog, it makes a pretty good field expediant condom.
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    It has to be renolds rap and you must use saran rap as a liner or the aliens will know your ATM pin# and empty yopur account to buy air-conditioners for their summer homes on Mars!
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    It has to be renolds rap and you must use saran rap as a liner or the aliens will know your ATM pin# and empty yopur account to buy air-conditioners for their summer homes on Mars!
    Fuckers stole all my bottled water and Shiner Bock too.
    I pointed out to them that they had abused their own planet, and we had just the guy to help them out in the good stewardship of their planet. The Head Martian In Charge (HMIC) said "Are you speaking of that fucking Al Gore guy?"
    I said yeah, and they said "Fuck that, we got enough problems"
    I haven't heard from them since.
    Them martians are pretty smart.
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    Damn Martians and their fossil fuel Illudium Pew-36 Explosive Space Modualtors.
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    ......yeeeaahh...thats exactly what I was thinking.
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    Leave Gore alone. He is the Shit and should be the President. He deserves it. He is a great man and a great politician who really cares about the issues and the American People.
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    Recon133...

    DUCK ROGERS!


    Jack....

    You still stuck on Brad Pitt... get over it already. He's into women.

    Bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyshark View Post
    Leave Gore alone. He is the Shit and should be the President. He deserves it. He is a great man and a great politician who really cares about the issues and the American People.


    Crawl back into your cardboard box and get back on the meds boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga View Post
    Recon133...

    DUCK ROGERS!


    Jack....

    You still stuck on Brad Pitt... get over it already. He's into women.

    Bitch.
    Not since you were breast feeding him.
    You changed his whole outlook on life.
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