You might be a Paratrooper if....

[Milktruckcopilot]

When you jump outta a perfectly unsafe aircraft for the first annual AP.org fun jump...

on that one


That would mean Mr. Cuban would qualify if he took up the offer that was extended to him..

[andyclan]

When you jump outta a perfectly unsafe aircraft for the first annual AP.org fun jump...

And when your bros have to wipe your eyes and nose and push your wheel chair out the door for you, like we're going to have to do for RangerHunt and Shadowcop!! It's OK, Bros, we'll bring an extra box of tissue and Geritol!!

[Hendo]

And when your bros have to wipe your eyes and nose and push your wheel chair out the door for you, like we're going to have to do for RangerHunt and Shadowcop!! It's OK, Bros, we'll bring an extra box of tissue and Geritol!!

How DO you JMPI a wheelchair ? I may need to know one day.

[Mark7667]

How DO you JMPI a wheelchair ? I may need to know one day.

The FM is around here somewhere...or you could just ask these guys

http://skydivetemple.com/www/albums/...405_0_ALB.html

[shadowcop92]

And when your bros have to wipe your eyes and nose and push your wheel chair out the door for you, like we're going to have to do for RangerHunt and Shadowcop!! It's OK, Bros, we'll bring an extra box of tissue and Geritol!!

well said AndyClan, but I can say my 6th jump was a C/E/N jump and not at a reunion jump some odd years later Bro can YOU!!!!!

[shadowcop92]

The FM is around here somewhere...or you could just ask these guys

http://skydivetemple.com/www/albums/...405_0_ALB.html

well now we know it can be done, so 20 years from now we can still jump at the reunions.

[Kilted Heathen]

If you're Christmas shopping and your nine-year old takes a knee and sips from her camel-back at all halts.

[BushRat2/505]

If you're Christmas shopping and your nine-year old takes a knee and sips from her camel-back at all halts.

..Even better if she gets a headcount after the shopping resumes.

[HDParatrooper78]

If you are on post police in Alaska and driving around in a 12 Pax van and as your driving down the road you tell the other joes inside to "Stand By" and at 100m intervals they jump out into the snow while driving at 30 mph only to be pulled over by the Brigade CSM and told this is not an aircraft but everyone of you had a good tight body position (true story).

[andyclan]

well said AndyClan, but I can say my 6th jump was a C/E/N jump and not at a reunion jump some odd years later Bro can YOU!!!!!

This is one of those times when, as a cherry, I will simply beat my boots and face and take my lickin'.
Actually, I kinda like being the resident Cherry around here. I'm sure we've had some AQ-only's join, but none are active, I hope it stays that way. It's kinda like having someone around that is younger, stronger, and smarter, always gunning for you!!! Of course, none of those are me, but it sure sounded good!

Your faithful and loyal




Cherry for life!

[shadowcop92]

dam, thats a cherry tree I would like to see. But I noticed it didnt have a 3 shaved in it anywhere.

[frybyrd1]

send a cherry to supply for a box of grid squares

[MHildreth88]

...you give PLASMA near the Asian Hooker joint just so you can drink more!!!!!

LMAO Been there done that!!

[82ndMechanic]

You might be a paratrooper if you spend more time putting your beret on than it would take to walk to your destination...

[bg]

You might be a paratrooper if you ever sent someone to supply to get feedgrain for the "gamma goats".

You might be a 325 paratrooper if you ever saluted that hot, female leg LT on post with a hardy "Let's Go All the Way, Ma'am!" and then got away with it.