So...I am at my daughters house for a BBQ.Albuquerque. She had some friends from work, and one was spouting all this BS about being a Navy SEAL. :shock:
Well...you know me......I started asking him a few questions, and all his answers turned to shit.
I asked him about where he went to Jump School, and he immediately starts hesitating.
So I say, "You went to Benning right?"
"Yeah" he says. "Yeah......Benning."
Another guy says, "That's near Columbus right?"
And this guy pipes up with, "Yeah, Columbus.... I hated Ohio! It was too far from the ocean for me!" :shock:
"No", I said......"it's Columbus, Georgia" "Are you sure you went to Jump School at Fort Benning?"
"Yeah" he said, "Right, Fort Benning, Georgia". Then he starts to look at me funny.
"Well" is said, "If you went to Fort Benning for Jump School, what state did you land in when you jumped?"
All these stupid lawyers standing around looked at me funny, wondering why I was grilling this guy like he was on the witness stand. :shock:
This is when it dawns on him that I am testing him......So he says to me,
"Well, we just went to the Jump School there, but we did our jumps in California, at a secret training base in the desert!"
Well......it was my daughters party, and all of her friends from work.....so I just turned and walked away silently.
I knew something was funny when he didn't recognize that I was wearing my Purple Heart as a bolo tie. He actually walked up to me and said, "I like your bolo tie....what is that....George Washington?"
And I am going to bust this self righteous, pussy, asshole lawyer out!
I am going to verify that he was never a Navy SEAL....and I am going to send him a personal e-mail just to tell him what he is doing is reprehensible and disrespectful to the Navy SEALS, and also to anyone who has worn a uniform in defense of our country.
I read somewhere, on this site or another, a link to find out if someone claiming to be a SEAL is real.
Anybody remember that site, or where to start?