This something 4 of us old guys, Div, Bat, & SF wrote up one time
You know you are old school:
1. You remember when there was only 2 Ranger Bn.
This I don't remember
2. You have passed out at Rick’s on Hay St.
Yup
3. You dated a dancer from Rick’s
Does just fuckin' one count?
4. Still refer to the NATO countries Hungry,
Poland, etc as Warsaw Pact
Yup
5. Have at least one pair of jungles and khakis in the closet
My brother trashed my cammies (the real ones) when he went hunting. I still have a khaki shirt, and it still fits!
6. Have been issued “chocolate chip DCUs at Green Ramp
DCU? Desert Combat Uniform? The ones that look like they had the little cotton balls on them? I was never issued those
7. Qualified with the 45. M16A1 & M60 MG
Yup, and was an expert in all of them
8. Fast Roping was classified means of insertion
I don't recall this, but I do remember doing some repelling
9. Cringed when someone referred to the 82
nd as the “Jumping Junkies”
Kind of torn between that and being proud
10. Had a Jungle Expert or
Recondo School patch
Got my Jungle Expert patch (the one with the ship) when I was in Panama
11. Remember replacing your baseball cap for the maroon beret
Hell yeah!
12. Airborne School was still kind of hard
You didn't dare get caught walking during duty hours - The Black Hats would have your ass running all night long!
13. There was no SF tab or HALO wings.
There was the SF Tab, but I don't recall seeing any HALO Wings
14. Not everybody had to be” Special Operations”
Nope
15. You have STABOed (before everybody went to SPIES)
Ok, I admit it, I don't know/remember what STABO means
16. The seats were removed from Blackhawks so you could cram 20 Joes in it for air assault ops.
Never was in a Blackhawk 
17. Had a MC-1B drivers license
Not sure what it was, but it was the old paper one
18. 7
th & 5
th SFG was in ‘Old Divison”, then 3
rd SFG lived there.
Can't remember
19. You were levied to 7
th ID to cadre the Light Fighters
Don't think so
20.
Ranger School had a Desert Phase with live fires
I thought it was always that way
21. There were SF babies, never mind they brought that back
Unclear
22. Used a PRC-77 radio
Yup
23. Your entire chain of command from Squad Leader on up had tours in
Vietnam
Almost
24. You could have a beer at lunch
I thought you could have 2 beers at lunch
25. Bronze Bruce was the 5 mile turn around point
I know the statue, but never really paid attention during the runs
26. You believe a “Single Point Release” is a piece of crap and still have your H-Harness.
If it's what I think it is, I never had it. We were using LBE
27. Still look good in your UDT swim trunks
Didn't have anything that spiffy
28. The “Purd” was in your chain of command
Ok, I'm stumped
29. Have done a jump exchange with the PDF or Canadian Airborne Regiment
Had some of them jump with us but not the other way around. Also had some British Paratroopers jump with us too.
30. Maj Howard smoked you bags on a ruck run out at Mackall
Can't say I had the pleasure
31. The reception for your Wedding was at the Flaming Mug. Then your wife was back at work at Rick’s the following night.
Don't I wish!
32. Didn’t have Gortex, Refused to ever wear a field jacket. Just wore the “smoking jacket underneath your top.
Nope, no Gortex, but no "smoking jacket" ether. When it was cold out I wore those damn long johns and the field jacket!
33. You have laid awake at night dreaming of doing parachute assault on
Havana,
Managua,
Tripoli or
Tehran
I still do
34. Your Plt. Daddy ensured that you wore”highly shined” jump boots on a weekly basis when in garrison. Cause “that’s the way his Plt. Sgt. did it back in the day.”
Wasn't that mandatory?
35. You have seen an ugly, pregnant, chick in her tennis shoes and maternity BDU’s wearing a Green Beret
Nope
36. You have done many airmobile ops in a “Huey”
I have done "all" of my airmobile ops in Hueys
37. You fondly remember writing your name/unit in the “tar shacks” in Mountain Phase
I never had to do mountain training
38. You know where the “John Wayne Memorial Shitter” is.
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