"Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office."
Well we dont really train at all with the guys in Germany. They definitely are working through some pains over there.
So hows the access to airline stewardesses... uh female flight attendants?
The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved. - Confucius
The First Rule of Mile High Club is there is no Mile High Club....
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Anyone actually ever get upgraded to first class? I never saw it...
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"a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of shoes."
My brother in-law to be came home for R&R on Halloween and had a layover @ DFW. We were able to get through security and get onto the secure side of things and hang with him for a while before he had to catch his connecting flight to his destination. The gentleman at the gate was kind enough to not only upgrade him to 1st Class, but the other young man who was also on the same flight and serving as well.
Also, for those of you who are NOT aware of it....every year at Alliance Airport, American Airlines holds the SkyBall (2009 was Skyball VII) at one of their hangers. I was able to help with the setup and I must say, it was quite something. I wanted to attend that night, but sadly was unable to. Hopefully I can this year...
"A veteran is someone who, at one point in his or her life wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'"
(DISCLAIMER: ribbons and patch in my avatar are NOT mine, but those of my grandfather)
A "immediate family member" on duty with ISAF (international security assistance force) who is ARMY and traveled in multicams was given a FREE FIRST CLASS UPGRADE by american airlines this Monday. I couldn't believe it!! It was a very nice gesture, and I know they appreciated it (having NEVER FLOWN 1st class!)
The zombie apocolypse started.... oh... yea... nevermind. It was just a necropost.
"`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat:`we're all mad here.'"- Lewis Carroll
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I still haven't seen a troop in First Class. I fly a dozen or more times a year and it's First Class 85% of the time. I'm going to start reminding them at the gate.
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