Quote from History

[SpongeBob]

"If my wife drops below 300 lbs I am leaving her..."

I know..I know...


DarkSaga

[ShortBusDriver82]

LMAO... how true...

[AzurRepublic]

I run the risk quoting a General from the Third Reich but,

"But courage which goes against military expediency is stupidity, or, if it is insisted upon by a commander, irresponsibility."

" “In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it”

"In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine. "

-Ewrin Rommel


I really like that last quote, although if Rommel really said it as the standard German rifle in WWII didn't take magazines.



Here are some great quotes from Winston Churchill-

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."

"A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril."

"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."


Good ones from Churchill that could apply to our current times.

"Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events."

"One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half."

"If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without blood shed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves."

And my favorite Churchill quotes-

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent vice of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries."

"Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy."

[skywalker]

A true man of honor feels humbled himself when he cannot help humbling others. Gen Robert E. Lee

[Darksaga]

Guard zealously your right to serve in the Armed Forces, for without them, there will be no other right to guard.

- JFK

[Nibbler]

I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances.

~Martha Washington


I wonder if she knew the prez was using a underground tunnel to get to his mistresses house?

[bjohns5454]

You just shot an unarmed man... He should have armed himself.

[david1833]

"It's a glorious morniing in America"

[P-Chop]

"I like big butts and I cannot lie"

[Rocket1972]

"I like big butts and I cannot lie"

Word, I am down wit dat dawg! Espcially if it is big midget butts!

[HDParatrooper78]

The definition of experience is knowledge gained after you fuck up.

[Ferret_LE426]

In the first place we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the man's becoming in very fact an American, and nothing but an American...

There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag, and this excludes the red flag, which symbolizes all wars against liberty and civilization, just as much as it excludes any foreign flag of a nation to which we are hostile...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt in his speech after hearing that his son quentin had been shot down in WWI.

I agree with this your American first other wise we become like the Blakans or the Middle East.

[Rocket1972]

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

[Nibbler]

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

True, but unlike the candies that you can leave uneaten, whatever you bite into in life must be chewed and swallowed whether you like the taste or not.

[Falschirmjaeger]

True, but unlike the candies that you can leave uneaten, whatever you bite into in life must be chewed and swallowed whether you like the taste or not.

So..... what you're saying is that real women don't spit?