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  1. 12-19-2005, 09:42 PM #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    Chickens should be dead before placing on the BBQ.
    why?
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  2. 12-20-2005, 08:00 AM #152
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    why is 6 afraid of 7?
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  3. 12-20-2005, 08:03 AM #153
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    Quote Originally Posted by Recon133
    why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 8 9. :P
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    Nevertheless, they are heard in the still houses:
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    We leave you our deaths. Give them their meaning.
    We were young, they say. We have died; remember us. Macleish

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAL
    Gay spidey is back!!!
    "out of every crisis comes the chance to reborn"
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAL
    Quote Originally Posted by Recon133
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    Aw f**k, not that gayass Spiderman again.
    Just for you RJ.
    Just don't add all his gay cabaleros. A gay Spiderman, just aint right, Bro
    Did you say something about his friends?

    ah shit [DOH]
    "out of every crisis comes the chance to reborn"
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangeroffspr
    Quote Originally Posted by Recon133
    why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 8 9. :P
    major groan!!!!!
    "out of every crisis comes the chance to reborn"
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  7. 12-20-2005, 09:12 AM #157
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    If we aren't suppossed to eat animals then why are they made out of meat? :?
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
    Damn Hillary Clinton to the Abyss.
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    Why do they use Sterile Needles for Lethal Injection

    If You Have Not Made Out A Will ,Do So Now
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    Take Two and DRIVE ON
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    Iron Maiden Rules!!!
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
    Damn Hillary Clinton to the Abyss.
    I hate posers!


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    Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?

    If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em
    go, because, man, they're gone.

    I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our
    children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

    If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
    him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute
    thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

    Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my
    first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an
    ant and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

    I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king,
    they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas
    with some good ideas.
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  11. 12-20-2005, 09:57 PM #161
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    Why does it burn when I pea? :shock:
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  12. 12-20-2005, 10:08 PM #162
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    Quote Originally Posted by Airborne
    Why does it burn when I pea? :shock:
    Because you try to shove vegetables up your twat?
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    Ya..........SO? you act like that's a bad thing, and it's not just vegetables sometimes I like a nice cheese.
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  14. 12-20-2005, 10:28 PM #164
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    Why do some fuckwads drive without insurance???
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  15. 12-20-2005, 10:37 PM #165
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    Why do fuckwads drive.
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