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    Sorry guys... I hate to tell you this but it wasn't me that did you doggy style... It was actually my dogs. I'm their pimp. They still get exicted when I show them pictures of you guys. It's sooo cute. Besides 82D :evil: you still owe me $40 for demanding "No condoms!". I had to get the dog dewormed because of you doggie whore!
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    No condoms huh.... I specifically remember asking for sandpaper condoms... you poor excuse for a pimp... what really scares me is that you were in the corner masterbating to the whole thing... at least I act on my fantasies and not get off to others as they do so... you sick pervert... as for the worms... what can I say... I think I got those from the dead guinea pigs, that I stuffed in my poop chute :shock:
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    Quote Originally Posted by 82d11b2p
    No condoms huh.... I specifically remember asking for sandpaper condoms... you poor excuse for a pimp... what really scares me is that you were in the corner masterbating to the whole thing... at least I act on my fantasies and not get off to others as they do so... you sick pervert... as for the worms... what can I say... I think I got those from the dead guinea pigs, that I stuffed in my poop chute :shock:
    ... are you related to Schmoo?
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    Ok, Dark... now you've stepped over the line... I'm truly offended by that remark
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    [LOL]
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    New random thought...

    Does lint breed in my belly button?
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    Do you really want to know???? Why do people have hair on their ass and other various places??? God's cruel and sick joke, no doubt
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    did you know that pregnancy is a sexually transmitted disease?

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    Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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    Can you cry under water

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    Dark told us he was going to film the whole thing, now here's the really sick part when I looked over he was filming only himself playing with himself. :shock:
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackflagg509
    Dark told us he was going to film the whole thing, now here's the really sick part when I looked over he was filming only himself playing with himself. :shock:
    So you enjoy watching men play with themselves???? :shock:

    You spend alot of time in the gym showers don't you.
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    No, Dark I think you like having men watch you. :shock:
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    Enough of the HOMO SHIT... you fags.... why can't I beat people down as a police officer??? Funny shit... during work today, we're going to eat lunch and there's a fire that just started behind the fast food joint... come to find out this strung out drunk vagrant (sp?) fell asleep with a cigarette in his mouth, thus starting a fire around him in the bushes and grass... people had to pull his dumb ass out of the fire and he tries to blame it on some unknown friend... problem is that about 10 people saw him there and he started it and he's the only one who's been there... fucking bums are our main source of complaints and problems... stupid bastard
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    Sure he wasn't a Buddhist 82d protesting something in the fast food they serve there. :roll:
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