Random Thought of the Day

[Har]

Do I turn down 30 plus thousand for 3 months on this next job. or go to the Sizzler this year?
Call me stupid.

[P-Chop]

Do I turn down 30 plus thousand for 3 months on this next job. or go to the Sizzler this year?
Call me stupid.

I'll see your stupid ass at the Sizzler...........Ca-Cawww!

[yvette]

I can't do this anymore, I don't even know why I try.

[IEDmagnet]

I can't do this anymore, I don't even know why I try.

Heh?

[Ironic-Mike]

Low-life cheatin' Republican! The Presidential election 2012 was too close to call. Neither Mitt Romney nor Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election. It was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner. After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin . There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end of the first day, Mitt Romney returned to the starting line and he had 10 fish. Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day Mitt came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none. That evening, the democrats got together secretly and said, "I think the Mitt Romney is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. Tomorrow don't bother fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.' The next night (after Mitt returns with 50 fish), the democrats got together for the report of how the republicans were cheating. Obama said, "You are not going to believe this, he's cutting holes in the ice."

[Orion]

"Afghanistan...it makes you miss Iraq." -Dagger 6

[Catwoman76]

Sigh........... why can't it rain warm sunshine

[hojo]

Just had to steal it. Ironic-Mike

[Ironic-Mike]

Just had to steal it. Ironic-Mike

No problem; I stole it from somewhere else.

[david1833]

Why Rednecks Make Good Soldiers
Dear Ma & Pa:
Am well. Hope you are. Tell brother Walt & brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled.
I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt & Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, they git warm water.
Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc..., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie, and other regular food. But tell Walt & Elmer you can always sit between two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon, when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.
We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys gets sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice, but awful flat.
The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt. is like the school board. Majors & Colonels just ride around & frown. They don't bother you none.
This next will kill Walt & Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.
Be sure to tell Walt & Elmer to hurry & join before other fellers get into this setup & come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter, Gail
P.S. Speaking of shooting, enclosed is $200 towards a new barn roof & ma's teeth. The city boys shoot craps, but not very good.

[Weazle23]

There was a hawk with a broken wing by my gate today. Dispatch said leave it to the gathering murder of crows, but we got it into a carrier and it will see a vet tomorrow morning!
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[zanshin]

I was always curious just how many birds make up "a murder of crows." 8? ...15? ...20?

And if there's less, do you call it a manslaughter of crows?

[Loathe]

I was always curious just how many birds make up "a murder of crows." 8? ...15? ...20?

And if there's less, do you call it a manslaughter of crows?

Nice.

[Ironic-Mike]

[Zimmy]

Fu*k Fu*king mother fu*king France and fu*k French bankers and fu*k French lawyers and fu*k French corporate executives in their' motherfu*king asses.

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