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    Quote Originally Posted by Zimmy View Post
    After hearing about the benefits of oatmeal and stuff, I tried some kind of five grain steel cut oat and flaxseed (blah blah blah) cereal this morning. Man, you gotta be careful with that stuff. I've been on the pot three times and sharted once when I got too far away.

    Now eating cheese.

    Carry on.
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    Not anymore I'm not!


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    The Phrase...Daffy Duck's Hemorrhoidal Ointment entered my mind today. The thought of what DD sounded like while experiencing said hemorrhoids with his Classic Woo-woo-woo- etc.isn't leaving either. Later, some TV commercial for some loathsome buffet came out - that I had tried once, Once - and the phrase The food smelled and tasted like Daffy Duck's Hemorrhoidal Ointment onceagainentered my mind.

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    Gotta be more to life than this. This is what I fought for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle9294 View Post
    Gotta be more to life than this. This is what I fought for?
    You need the Sizzler.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by P-Chop View Post
    You need the Sizzler.........
    I can't make it.

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    I'm out of beer
    "American parachutists...devils in baggy pants...are less than 100 meters from my outpost line. I can't sleep at night; they pop up from nowhere and we never know when or how they will strike next. Seems like the black-hearted devils are everywhere..."
    taken from the diary of a German officer killed at Anzio

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    Quote Originally Posted by yvette View Post
    I'm out of beer
    That is a sin in my house

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    Usually is here too,... nice sigy line bluedevil.
    "American parachutists...devils in baggy pants...are less than 100 meters from my outpost line. I can't sleep at night; they pop up from nowhere and we never know when or how they will strike next. Seems like the black-hearted devils are everywhere..."
    taken from the diary of a German officer killed at Anzio

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    Quote Originally Posted by yvette View Post
    I'm out of beer
    My daughter is staying with me this week because her boyfriend is at drill (Marine reserves) - they have deposited all of their beer in my fridge - so much so I can't get my groceries in there - I had to take it out and put it in the cooler! (at least the equivalent of a case - but crappy beer)
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    Quote Originally Posted by cb88 View Post
    My daughter is staying with me this week because her boyfriend is at drill (Marine reserves) - they have deposited all of their beer in my fridge - so much so I can't get my groceries in there - I had to take it out and put it in the cooler! (at least the equivalent of a case - but crappy beer)
    You should have just set it out on the porch with a clear message that if they need that much cold beer, they have to put it in their own cooler, not the fridge. The idea that you come into your parent's house and "take over" their appliances is nonsense.

    BTW, by the time my kids were old enough to drink beer, they were old enough to have their own place to live.
    We were the kids who would jump off a bridge if our friends did it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cb88 View Post
    My daughter is staying with me this week because her boyfriend is at drill (Marine reserves) - they have deposited all of their beer in my fridge - so much so I can't get my groceries in there - I had to take it out and put it in the cooler! (at least the equivalent of a case - but crappy beer)
    I'll be off work at 17:30 EST......is your daughter hot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zanshin View Post
    You should have just set it out on the porch with a clear message that if they need that much cold beer, they have to put it in their own cooler, not the fridge. The idea that you come into your parent's house and "take over" their appliances is nonsense.

    BTW, by the time my kids were old enough to drink beer, they were old enough to have their own place to live.

    They do have their own place, they live in OK, she just didn't want to stay home alone while he was gone on drill so he brought her "home" to me...not that she's been here much, she's been hanging with one friend or another - I'm just babysitting their beer, I guess- so, p-chop, come on over, I figure possession is 9/10ths of the law LOL.

    I'm actually the one that stuck it in the fridge until I got groceries because they were going to let it get hot. Kids know nothing about beer. Of course, it's Coors Light and Bud Light Platinum - I'm pretty sure they can't make it taste any worse.

    PS - yes, p-chop, she's hot - but her boyfriend is a Marine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yvette View Post
    Usually is here too,... nice sigy line bluedevil.
    Thank you:)

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    "American parachutists...devils in baggy pants...are less than 100 meters from my outpost line. I can't sleep at night; they pop up from nowhere and we never know when or how they will strike next. Seems like the black-hearted devils are everywhere..."

    found in the diary of a German officer killed at Anzio


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    Quote Originally Posted by cb88 View Post
    PS - yes, p-chop, she's hot - but her boyfriend is a Marine.
    Is he hot?
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