Random Thought of the Day

[Weazle23]

As much as I did NOT want Tebow to do well and win today, he stepped up and played well... of course the Steelers like to shoot themselves in the foot and screw it up... Good job Tebow... blah

[Zimmy]

My Big Green Dog Maggie died today. As a 12 year old fuzzy English Mastiff she doubled the curve. She'll be missed. All my grown kids are crying and telling stories about her adventures.

This dog bit many a hand that reached for my toolboxes while I was in lowe's or home depot. She shook and crippled a grown German Rott like a rag for chasing new chicks, and tore the head off a big Anatolian female for killing one of her pups.

The rest of the time she was a loving companion who laid around like a snoring lion skin rug and slobbered like a leaky fish tank.

Big Green came from her being that peculiar shade of blond that looks greenish in the right light to some men

[IEDmagnet]

Nothing like a great dog. Condolences.

[BLACK 6]

Lost mine of 13years this past year, it sucked. Condolences Brother.

Sent from my phone.

[RH]

Nothing like a great dog.

This.

I'm sorry to hear of your loss, brother.

[Recon133]

I can relate to your loss, Bro. A dog can be a close friend as well as a pet.

[Gato Rojo]

I agree on the loss of a close pet/buddy. My condolences, Brothers!

[Darksaga]

Sorry to hear Zimmy. I suggest a beer or six and just appreciate how lucky you were to have such a wonderful friend.

[Zimmy]

She was a pretty good one. She's missed, but is part of the family farm now.

In other news, my boss just solemnly sent me for a random drug test. Shit, they can have all my piss the want.

[RH]

Last time I was asked to take a piss test. I agreed, without hesitation.

Explained to the examiner the meds I'm currently on, and that I had to
shit as well. I offered a sample of that too.

He stood outside my stall door. Until I cut loose!

bwahahahahaha

[Gato Rojo]

Ummmm... well, er... I mean...

Thanks for sharing.

[Weazle23]

Just because it kills your liver doesn't mean it's not medicine.

[IEDmagnet]

I'm considering going back to the Vet, walking in, and punching him in the throat.

Hunter had to get shots this morning, and he failed to tell me my patrol car was going to smell like ass and corn chips for the rest of the day.

[abnbull]

....and he failed to tell me my patrol car was going to smell like ass and corn chips for the rest of the day.

And how does this differ from every other day?

[IEDmagnet]

And how does this differ from every other day?

Besides the fact that I am a neat freak and probably have the cleanest K9 car you'd ever sit in....no...not really. But, it still pisses me off when anyone other than me (especially Hunter, he is a hound and it smells like dead baby llamas when he shits) busts ass in my patrol car. This is MY office, and I find it offensive when I open the door after leaving court and it smells like death and shit inside.