That's why we love our Mods (as long as they jerk someone else's leash).
And, speaking of tits, emazingli, post both, your intro and pictures of current state (to track the progress), unless you're male: then get back into closet. We won't ask...
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
That's why we love our Mods (as long as they jerk someone else's leash
And, speaking of tits, emazingli, post both, your intro and pictures of current state (to track the progress), unless you're male: then get back into closet. We won't ask...
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
A drunk staggers into a bar in Tn and says 'bartender, bartender, are there any Penquins here?". The bartenders says "Penquins!" "Hell no, this is Tn!". The drunk says "Oh my God, I just ran over a midget Nun!"
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
Originally Posted by Recon133
Re: Random Thought of the Day
Bring on the Sizzler
"508 All the Way, Sir"
"Thou shalt not be a victim. Thou shalt not be a perpetrator. Above all, thou shalt not be a bystander." Yehuda Bauer
I believe the Best Social Program is a Job - Ronald Reagan
Re: Random Thought of the Day
Bring on the Sizzler
"508 All the Way, Sir"
"Thou shalt not be a victim. Thou shalt not be a perpetrator. Above all, thou shalt not be a bystander." Yehuda Bauer
I believe the Best Social Program is a Job - Ronald Reagan
Paratrooper
Re: Random Thought of the Day
...So after arming mexican cartels, clueless morons would move to disarm honest Americans:
http://www.nationalgunrights.org/category/news/
Come 2012!
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Airborne All The Way!
One Flag, One Language, One Nation under God.
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
More of the question:
Is USCCA (concealed carry association) worth joining? I am about to miss a pile of bonuses and discounts tonight.
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
I met an Isreali chick Monday at the mall who was (she claimed) a small weapons instructor in the Isreali Army during a four year enlistment. I said, you guys use the M-16 right? I was impressed when she said "well actually M-4's" and ran off a short list of other small weapons.
I mentioned how dissapointed I was about the lack of enthusiasm our current administration has for her country and she came back with fire in her eyes and just said "that's because obama is a fucikng muslim"! Well all righty then... Wanting to know more first hand experience about the country and their military, she had to cut it short and get back to work. And I think my wife was getting a little "edgy".
JJ...
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." (Edmund Burke-1770)
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Jack, take your wife on a trip to Israel and hit two birds at once.
Both genders serve in the IDF, so many girls are more than just familiar with modern weapons (incl. full auto).
And then there are millions of Israel-hating creatures hopping the sands along its borders, so no lack of practice...
Here is IDF website: http://dover.idf.il/IDF/English/
IF YOUR FREEDOMS MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU, THEN UNLEASH FULL POWER TO DEFEND THEM NOW!!!
JOIN (or at least, DONATE to):
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THE National Association for Gun Rights: http://www.nationalgunrights.org/
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God Bless our Troops, and bring them home safe and sound.
Airborne All The Way!
One Flag, One Language, One Nation under God.
Paratrooper
Re: Random Thought of the Day
Russian General is inspecting the all-geared-up line prior to boarding.
Grabs first guy's harness around the chest, gives few shakes, reaches for the leg starps and grims: "Tighten up, Trooper. And get you balls out of the harms way! What's your name, Soldier?"
"Private Ivan Sidorov, Sir!".
Moves to next: same story.
While almost down the line, checks the tiny trooper's "stuff" and suddenly smiles ear-to-ear.
"That's the way to do it, Troops! What's you name, Soldier?"
"Nurse Natasha, Sir!".
Paratrooper
Re: Random Thought of the Day
A little present for MI:
I wonder how she'll fit it in her sig line.....
Paratrooper
Re: Random Thought of the Day
Add another 480 today.Or 1,381 total so far.
Paratrooper
Re: Random Thought of the Day
Sometimes (particularly today) I miss the days of being Drill SGT, as I have a perfect candidate for getting down into the mudpit, and combine the concepts of distance and time:
"Get down, you worthless P.O.S., G.D.M.F., and crawl from here and all the way into the sunset!!!"
Ёб твою мать, ублюдок и ёбанный недоносок!
IF YOUR FREEDOMS MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU, THEN UNLEASH FULL POWER TO DEFEND THEM NOW!!!
JOIN (or at least, DONATE to):
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THE GOA: http://gunowners.org
THE National Association for Gun Rights: http://www.nationalgunrights.org/
Contact your Representatives at 202-224-3121 or by alternative webmail form here:
http://www.nraila.org/get-involved-locally/grassroots/write-your-reps.aspx
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God Bless our Troops, and bring them home safe and sound.
Airborne All The Way!
One Flag, One Language, One Nation under God.
PSYOP Pureblood
Re: Random Thought of the Day
SkyNet is wreaking havoc with damn near every piece of tech I have. I think PVT Murphy programmed the damned thing.
Ne Obliviscaris
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.Robert Heinlein
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
I searched for and found a 2700 pound steam leak today. It's like being in EOD. Your target is invisible and impossible to identify by sound.
You wave a broom stick with a rag around until the end (hopefully the end) disappears or bursts into flames. Wave a body part through the stream and it falls off.
I'm going to drink a lot of beer in the morning.
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