Thread: Random Thought of the Day

  1. 02-01-2007, 05:16 PM #481
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    Hmmmm... they're only underage when you confirm their age via ID.... so don't ask, don't tell...
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  2. 02-01-2007, 05:44 PM #482
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    X2.......
    "Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office."
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  3. 02-01-2007, 05:47 PM #483
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    How did I miss this thread.

    As far as driving, These fuckers over here can't. They just put on the turn signal and start coming over. They don't know what a rear view mirror is. We bought a hooptie to drive to the Embassy because YOU WILL get into at least 1 accident a year here. I have already surpassed that with hitting taxis. I love having a POS to drive to work so I refuse to let anyone over. Nothing like a guy in a Mercedez or Lexus who refuses to get near you on the highway because of the way that I drive now. Thank god for Dip plates.
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    rollin in a fuckit bucket ! the only way to fly !
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    Miss USA needs a spanking, Dammit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger Luna View Post
    Miss USA needs a spanking, Dammit
    I'll start with Miss USA 1996:

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    And another thing that irritates the piss out of me - shitty customer service. Look motherfucker behind the counter - I don't know where something is, that's why I am asking YOU! If you don't know either, then find somebody who DOES before I yank your tongue through your eyesocket.
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    CAL,
    At least you get customer service. At the PX here half the guys don't speak English. I will ask them where something is and they give me the deer caught in the headlights look. If you are going to work at the PX or commissary you need to know how to speak English.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwerwin View Post
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    At least you get customer service. At the PX here half the guys don't speak English. I will ask them where something is and they give me the deer caught in the headlights look. If you are going to work at the PX or commissary you need to know how to speak English.
    Brother, that should be any place in America. ESL just ain't cutting it with me.
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    I felt your pain D when I was over there.
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  11. 02-11-2007, 10:47 PM #491
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    Fuck the Dixie Chicks! They won several grammys this evening including album of the year. That Natalie bitch ran her cockholster AGAIN! And P.S. - fuck Don Henley that Dixie Chick lover.
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    My fucking Supervisor.

    I wouldn't even wish her sexual advances on Spongebob. It is just too fucking cruel. Well the quenn bitch of the universe is at it again. For the last 6 months I have been on a 0830 to 1700 schedule. She claims she didn't see me in the office until 0900 on Friday. Then she says my scheduled is 0800-1700 and I have to take an hour worth of annual leave. WTF?!?! She wants 170 case summaries written in less than two weeks and she pulls shit like this?!?!?! Plus my regular work. She is fucking nuts. She can lick my sweaty nut sack. I am only going to write up those people who are actually following through. I should have sued the state last fall for military discrimination and hostile work environment rather than being the decent guy giving them a chance to change. Fucking liberal nutbag incompetent ass fucks. They can rot and burn in hell for all I care.
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    I hate bad coffee. I mean, for fuck's sake.....
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    bad like drinkin that nasty ass Sanka shit from a dirty canteen cup at the bottom of a foxhole during a week in the field, with warm water ! like that bad ?
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  15. 02-17-2007, 08:43 PM #495
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    No...bad like "all the water in your canteens is fucking frozen solid so you have to put the Sanka in between your lip and gum like a dip.
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