Random Thought of the Day

[Guymullins]

An Afrikaans saying: Mans is soos winkelwors. Selfs die beste het n bietjie vark in.
It loses a bit of its earthiness when translated:
Men are like store-bought sausage. Even the best have a little bit of pig within.

[VB]

An Afrikaans saying: Mans is soos winkelwors. Selfs die beste het n bietjie vark in.
It loses a bit of its earthiness when translated:
Men are like store-bought sausage. Even the best have a little bit of pig within.

WEE, WEE, WEE, all the way home

[Ironic-Mike]

Did you hear about the Tree Hugger that said, "Trees give me wood"?

[Bell]

I like my friends. Buddy stopped by and dropped off a pint of Vodka and a bottle of Tobasco Exta Spicy Bloody Mary Mix. Yay me.

[Guymullins]

That Tabasco Mix is fine stuff, but very expensive here. It costs more than the vodka.I search the markets for horseradish to make my own mix, but seldom find it.Horseradish, fresh and grated is the secret to a great mix.

[Zimmy]

Intro for a douche from a online game I play:

Im knew to the alliance and would like to introduce myself. I am a soldier in the US army. I am a marine scout sniper currently off duty. My brother turned me onto this game and its been amusing. I hope to get along with everyone in the alliance. Thank you to everyone for listening

and after I asked for some clarification......

I am a marine scout sniper and if you did your research you would know that the marines are a branch of the US army. I started off as a US army infantry soldier. I am know a marine scout sniper. I did two tours in Afghanistan at Camp Dwyer. I hope that is good enough for you.

then....

is that good enough for you. i mean i cannot believe you would question me like that and call me out like that. you sit in your house while i defend our great country. i hope you understand this

and eventually I identified myself as an Army Airborne Infantry Veteran....

Great for you. I am a Second Lieutenant in the US Marine Corps. I respect that your a vet but i dont respect you saying im full of shit. I went through Marine Corps Sniper School. Ive been in battle, ive been through hell and back again. Now i would like to get along, but thats not gonna happen unless you respect me for what i am. What would i gain from lying about being in the Marines to people i dont know. I would never show dishonor by doing that. I tell the truth and only the truth. And heres something for you.

"This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than the enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. My rifle and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.

My rifle is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but Peace." (Great Googlefu)


leading to him to think Airborne meant Airforce so he got mad at MM11C.....

Are you kidding me were on the same side. yea i rushed when writing my intro because i didn't know i would be dealing with other soldiers. Honestly i have no reason for lying. If i was just a regular person playing this game then i would say that. But i am a Marine and i'm proud of it
.
Anyway Im a Marine and im the only one who needs to believe that for it to be true(actually lots of people need to believe you're a morine for it to be true). I serve my country in the front lines. While you Air Force pansy's dont do anything. Your just jealous you werent cut out to be a Marine.
.
whats the matter air force boy nothing to say? or should i say Air Farce
.
looks like they didnt teach you how to stand up for yourself. so i guess they taught you just about nothing
.
come on boy whats the matter you afraid
.
you got quiet real quick. guess the air force boys have no backbones

Work slowed down and another set of ass digging Zimmyisms led to.....

alright look i feel like a dick and i shouldnt have been doing all of that. the truth is i just graduated from high school and have been doing basic training all summer. When school starts back up i will be attending West Point. I feel like a real asshole for what i did especially since you could well save my life someday in the future. I hope you can accept my apology and maybe you could give me some advice, being a decorated soldier and all. Again im really sorry and i hope you can forgive me because oneday i do wish to be in your spot defending my country. But for now College


Another one bites the dust

He did appear to know some Air Force guys, though. He lives in South Carolina.

Go Figure

[Rocket1972]

Intro for a douche from a online game I play:

Im knew to the alliance and would like to introduce myself. I am a soldier in the US army. I am a marine scout sniper currently off duty. My brother turned me onto this game and its been amusing. I hope to get along with everyone in the alliance. Thank you to everyone for listening

and after I asked for some clarification......

I am a marine scout sniper and if you did your research you would know that the marines are a branch of the US army. I started off as a US army infantry soldier. I am know a marine scout sniper. I did two tours in Afghanistan at Camp Dwyer. I hope that is good enough for you.

then....

is that good enough for you. i mean i cannot believe you would question me like that and call me out like that. you sit in your house while i defend our great country. i hope you understand this

and eventually I identified myself as an Army Airborne Infantry Veteran....

Great for you. I am a Second Lieutenant in the US Marine Corps. I respect that your a vet but i dont respect you saying im full of shit. I went through Marine Corps Sniper School. Ive been in battle, ive been through hell and back again. Now i would like to get along, but thats not gonna happen unless you respect me for what i am. What would i gain from lying about being in the Marines to people i dont know. I would never show dishonor by doing that. I tell the truth and only the truth. And heres something for you.

"This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than the enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. My rifle and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.

My rifle is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but Peace." (Great Googlefu)


leading to him to think Airborne meant Airforce so he got mad at MM11C.....

Are you kidding me were on the same side. yea i rushed when writing my intro because i didn't know i would be dealing with other soldiers. Honestly i have no reason for lying. If i was just a regular person playing this game then i would say that. But i am a Marine and i'm proud of it
.
Anyway Im a Marine and im the only one who needs to believe that for it to be true(actually lots of people need to believe you're a morine for it to be true). I serve my country in the front lines. While you Air Force pansy's dont do anything. Your just jealous you werent cut out to be a Marine.
.
whats the matter air force boy nothing to say? or should i say Air Farce
.
looks like they didnt teach you how to stand up for yourself. so i guess they taught you just about nothing
.
come on boy whats the matter you afraid
.
you got quiet real quick. guess the air force boys have no backbones

Work slowed down and another set of ass digging Zimmyisms led to.....

alright look i feel like a dick and i shouldnt have been doing all of that. the truth is i just graduated from high school and have been doing basic training all summer. When school starts back up i will be attending West Point. I feel like a real asshole for what i did especially since you could well save my life someday in the future. I hope you can accept my apology and maybe you could give me some advice, being a decorated soldier and all. Again im really sorry and i hope you can forgive me because oneday i do wish to be in your spot defending my country. But for now College


Another one bites the dust

He did appear to know some Air Force guys, though. He lives in South Carolina.

Go Figure

Can you get an address for me? My fist needs to pay his face a visit for being a poser. After all, SC is my stomping ground. Make sure he is 18 so I do not go to jail for beating a minor. For the love of God!!!!

[IEDmagnet]

Wow, what a douche.....

[IEDmagnet]

Why is it that Jose Quervo is always a friend of yours at night, but in the morning he turns into the ugly stepchild that someone should have clubbed to death at birth?

Also, at which point to you become "old enough to know better, AND old enough to care"?

[lz_NorthPole]

An inventor from the West Midlands started his own business one year ago today. The company manufactures landmines that look exactly like prayer mats. It's doing very well. Yesterday the owner was reported to have said that Prophets are going through the roof.

[Ironic-Mike]

Last weekend I attended a little shooting match. The band around my wrist indicates that I was a Competitor and not a Spectator.
With sincere apologies I did not win. An appropriate amount of pushups has been made in penance for coming in so low.

The following have been found to be true:

1: I should have used the same slings the other shooters used. Money's to purchase said sling have been set aside.
2: It was NOT my fault the pistol malfunctioned. (Failure to feed.)
3: I need new glasses.
4: As this was my first competition of its kind I KNOW I'll do better next time.
5: I'm still one mutherfucking stud!

Look carefully and you'll see a 5.56 cartridge flying to the right of the muzzle.

[P-Chop]

Your foot is over the line! Or is that only count in bowling?

[VB]

Boy you're old.

[Ironic-Mike]

Your foot is over the line! Or is that only count in bowling?

I'll remember that Next time....

[Ironic-Mike]

Boy you're old.