Random Thought of the Day

[Skysoldier]

Any hour on the weekend spent without beer is an hour that is lost forever.

[Skysoldier]

Boston has the most beautiful women I have ever seen. There mere sight of them can make an old man feel like he is 21 again!

[Ironic-Mike]

Boston has the most beautiful women I have ever seen. There mere sight of them can make an old man feel like he is 21 again!

Would you rather BE 21....or would you rather keep you current age and feel up 21?

[lz_NorthPole]

If I was 21 again and retained my present mindset, few 21 year old females of the human race would be safe. I am sure I would "Feel up 21" many times over...

[lz_NorthPole]

Boston has the most beautiful women I have ever seen. There mere sight of them can make an old man feel like he is 21 again!

You should take a ride going into Jacksonville, Fla in a Semi during the morning rush hour! SO many beautiful thighs and higher I wanted to turn the truck around and make a second run.

[Zimmy]

Focus, Men, focus.

Texas women are the standard I expect to be held around here. No more
slacking off.

Every hot woman Hendo has posted has been Texan. I can tell.

LZ posts the ones from Alaska.

Z06's freak chicks are probably from Cali or OK.

[Guymullins]

Focus, Men, focus.

Texas women are the standard I expect to be held around here. No more
slacking off.

Every hot woman Hendo has posted has been Texan. I can tell.

LZ posts the ones from Alaska.

Z06's freak chicks are probably from Cali or OK.

I didnt realize we had so many South African women immigrating to Texas. It must be because of Southfork.

[Zimmy]

I didnt realize we had so many South African women immigrating to Texas. It must be because of Southfork.

Those illegals will never be deported. And your right, I've met three women from SA. Hawt hawt hawt!

[lz_NorthPole]

LZ posts the ones from Alaska.

Actually the really fat chicks I posted were from, are you ready? The slums of Houston er Texas... But I will admit The Republic of Texas does have its shate of hawt wimmims. I mean after all I did marry up with three of them. Yep, I tried it Drunk, Stoned, & Sober. And I'll be the first to admit I threw away two good women and one slut. And not all the chicks I post are fat...

exibit A http://www.armyparatrooper.org/dropz...-the-Wind-quot
exibit B http://www.armyparatrooper.org/dropz...ascar-Fans-and

[Zimmy]

So which was it? Houston or Texas? There's a difference.

[Stryker15-31]

As I sit here waiting for my flight to SC, I can't help but think about how even after We, Paratroopers, leave our Brothers and move on in life, still carve out Our paths in life in such a unique way. Even though we may or may not have families, We still are by ourselves, creating our path. The way in which we do it though, is what sets us apart from everyone else. The time we spent with our Brothers has prepared Us to be Self Sufficient, and allows Us to continue and persurvere were others have not.

[JustErin]

My dogs are the only males who have been on my lap for the last year...

is that bad?

[Zimmy]

Got peanut butter?

[lz_NorthPole]

MORAL FOR TODAY

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well.. He was astonished at whathe saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

*****
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more.
Expect less

NOW .........
Enough of that crap . The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

[Guymullins]

MORAL FOR TODAY

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well.. He was astonished at whathe saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

*****
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more.
Expect less

NOW .........
Enough of that crap . The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

He Haw