Random Thought of the Day

[blackflagg509]

I had a party last night and I want to know what idiot came up with the idea to sell hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of 8

Bro, it's all part of the Conspiracy for world domination through this apparent miscount between the bun/hot dog equation.

[Darksaga]

Are you sure it was'nt your purse they stole.

Omaha aint too far away Francis.

[K.M.I.A]

Omaha aint too far away Francis.

For a leg you got a real good sense of humor.If you find that fuck who stole it,i'll come kick his ass with ya.

[Darksaga]

Then get yer broken ass down to Greeley sometime soon and we can consume BEER.... that is if you can take the corn cob out of yer ass long enough to travel.

[K.M.I.A]

OH YEA!!! Well come friday we'll see who has a corn cob up their ass!#93 MR.SUH his foot is going to smell like Buffalo ass.And the wife and I vacation just about every year in the Colarado Mts.Next time I'm in the state I'll shoot you a PM.

[Ironic-Mike]

[74ironhead]

Wait, i have to do what by when, Serioulsy? FUCK!

[Ironic-Mike]

Good Question:



If you've haven't read all of the comic strip, Zed is a Former CIA Sniper.

[Ironic-Mike]

[VB]

Why can't Dark get a Jump Slot?

[Zimmy]

So I'm sitting in my pickup at a cafe in Austin this morning and a hippie in a Jag pulls up next to me. When the guy opens the door, he knocks the fuck out of my door. I know he saw my big, dirty 4x4 sitting there and he had to open the door way open to hit me. He looked me in the eye and gave me a snooty little sniff and went inside.

The longer I sat there, the more that little snooty sniff got on my nerves. Finally, I got out of my truck, slammed my door against his 3X and slung my spitcup over his car. I went to breakfast somewhere else.

[Zimmy]

Fuck people

[Ops NCO]

So I'm sitting in my pickup at a cafe in Austin this morning and a hippie in a Jag pulls up next to me. When the guy opens the door, he knocks the fuck out of my door. I know he saw my big, dirty 4x4 sitting there and he had to open the door way open to hit me. He looked me in the eye and gave me a snooty little sniff and went inside.

The longer I sat there, the more that little snooty sniff got on my nerves. Finally, I got out of my truck, slammed my door against his 3X and slung my spitcup over his car. I went to breakfast somewhere else.

Fuck people

You big old mean Texas redneck....



(...and I mean that as nicely as it can be meant.)

[Falschirmjaeger]

Just think about it....

[VB]

So I'm sitting in my pickup at a cafe in Austin this morning and a hippie in a Jag pulls up next to me. When the guy opens the door, he knocks the fuck out of my door. I know he saw my big, dirty 4x4 sitting there and he had to open the door way open to hit me. He looked me in the eye and gave me a snooty little sniff and went inside.

The longer I sat there, the more that little snooty sniff got on my nerves. Finally, I got out of my truck, slammed my door against his 3X and slung my spitcup over his car. I went to breakfast somewhere else.

I would have pissed in his car too!