Random Thought of the Day

[Skysoldier]

I'd rather watch Z06's head explode all day than look at fucked up feet.

Jesus H Roosevelt fucking Christ.

I used to have a foot fetish......but not anymore!

[LadyDoc]

I used to have a foot fetish......but not anymore!

Another one saved from a life of perverted paraphilia - Yer Welcome!

[lawndart504]

A man gives blood to save his girlfreinds life. They break up and he wants it all back......

She hands him him a used tampoon and says " here fucker monthly payments"

[Ironic-Mike]

I admit it:

I was the Largest Single Contributor to Global Warming today.

I had such a case of gas.... I was farting enough to make any member of the bovine family hang their heads with shame. Gas-X didn’t do a thing for me. *whew* there went another one…. I haven't been eating anything that spicy either.

You can blame me if the Eastern Coast of the States is warmer by a few degrees tomorrow.

Me Thee

[skywalker]

A man gives blood to save his girlfreinds life. They break up and he wants it all back......

She hands him him a used tampoon and says " here fucker monthly payments"

That's some funny shit right there.......
Thanks I needed that......

[skywalker]

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

[lz_NorthPole]

I admit it:

I was the Largest Single Contributor to Global Warming today.

I had such a case of gas.... I was farting enough to make any member of the bovine family hang their heads with shame. Gas-X didn’t do a thing for me. *whew* there went another one…. I haven't been eating anything that spicy either.

You can blame me if the Eastern Coast of the States is warmer by a few degrees tomorrow.

Me Thee

If you did not fart in public they don't count. Ya just gotta share

[VB]

This about sums it up -

[Altimeter]

The last one is what scares me. It may not be too far fetched.

[Ironic-Mike]

I'm working on a joke here. It needs some work....

OK, a LOT of work.



And then there was this bi-curious Butter-bar....

When he led his platoon during PT runs near pretty woman, instead quietly yelling "Fap! Fap! Fap!", like the rest of his platoon, he's go "Fappity Foop!"



It needs work. But I know there's a decent joke in there somewhere.

[Zimmy]

You better keep working on it......

[Zimmy]

I had to clean and repack a dressing today. I'm good with the whole blood and guts thing but that is


FUCKING NASTY!



That is all.

[rmwcotton]

Anyone know the molecular structure of gunpowder? I'm working on a tattoo and i can't for the life of me figure this out-I've tried Chemistry professors and they wont get back to me. Any accurate information would be greatly appreciated!!

If this help....

the chemical equation for the combustion of black powder is
2 KNO3 + S + 3 C → K2S + N2 + 3 CO2.
A more accurate, but still simplified, equation is
10 KNO3 + 3 S + 8 C → 2 K2CO3 + 3 K2SO4 + 6 CO2 + 5 N2.

[Ironic-Mike]

Anyone know the molecular structure of gunpowder? I'm working on a tattoo and i can't for the life of me figure this out-I've tried Chemistry professors and they wont get back to me. Any accurate information would be greatly appreciated!!

If this help....

the chemical equation for the combustion of black powder is
2 KNO3 + S + 3 C → K2S + N2 + 3 CO2.
A more accurate, but still simplified, equation is
10 KNO3 + 3 S + 8 C → 2 K2CO3 + 3 K2SO4 + 6 CO2 + 5 N2.

Somewhere... in some storage box....I have the Army Manuel titled Military Explosives. (Yeah, I stole a copy of that, that too.)

In it there are the chemical combustion formulas for several different powders, plastics and "Other" goodies that go *Bang* in the middle of the night. Gunpowder I do believe is one of the first listed. If I can find it....... I'll let you know.

[rmwcotton]

ah sweet-thanks! i hope you find it!!!! i would really like to get this tattoo-but i guess good things come to those who wait...