A man gives blood to save his girlfreinds life. They break up and he wants it all back......
She hands him him a used tampoon and says " here fucker monthly payments"
"The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war." ?
I admit it:
I was the Largest Single Contributor to Global Warming today.
I had such a case of gas.... I was farting enough to make any member of the bovine family hang their heads with shame. Gas-X didn’t do a thing for me. *whew* there went another one…. I haven't been eating anything that spicy either.
You can blame me if the Eastern Coast of the States is warmer by a few degrees tomorrow.
MeThee
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter
and those that matter don't mind." ~ Dr. Suess
If a mind is a terrible thing to waste; I am the poster child for Tragedy…
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This about sums it up -
Bring on the Sizzler
"508 All the Way, Sir"
"Thou shalt not be a victim. Thou shalt not be a perpetrator. Above all, thou shalt not be a bystander." Yehuda Bauer
I believe the Best Social Program is a Job - Ronald Reagan
The last one is what scares me. It may not be too far fetched.
I'm working on a joke here. It needs some work....
OK, a LOT of work.
And then there was this bi-curious Butter-bar....
When he led his platoon during PT runs near pretty woman, instead quietly yelling "Fap! Fap! Fap!", like the rest of his platoon, he's go "Fappity Foop!"
It needs work. But I know there's a decent joke in there somewhere.
You better keep working on it......![]()
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I had to clean and repack a dressing today. I'm good with the whole blood and guts thing but that is
FUCKING
NASTY!
That is all.
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Anyone know the molecular structure of gunpowder? I'm working on a tattoo and i can't for the life of me figure this out-I've tried Chemistry professors and they wont get back to me. Any accurate information would be greatly appreciated!!
If this help....
the chemical equation for the combustion of black powder is
2 KNO3 + S + 3 C → K2S + N2 + 3 CO2.
A more accurate, but still simplified, equation is
10 KNO3 + 3 S + 8 C → 2 K2CO3 + 3 K2SO4 + 6 CO2 + 5 N2.
If you can get up in the morning, suck it up-it's going to be a good day
Somewhere... in some storage box....I have the Army Manuel titled Military Explosives. (Yeah, I stole a copy of that, that too.)
In it there are the chemical combustion formulas for several different powders, plastics and "Other" goodies that go *Bang* in the middle of the night. Gunpowder I do believe is one of the first listed. If I can find it....... I'll let you know.
Last edited by Ironic-Mike; 06-25-2009 at 09:00 PM. Reason: Typos
ah sweet-thanks! i hope you find it!!!! i would really like to get this tattoo-but i guess good things come to those who wait...
If you can get up in the morning, suck it up-it's going to be a good day
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