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    I have last years model S & W .45 M&P and a CC. Sooooo, at Kroger today (after it was obvious to the kid that I had my side arm on me) I was asked " Are you in law enforcement?" Was it wrong of me to just snag my beer from the register and reply with a "Yes" in my anticipation of pounding cold ones???????
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    Beer and guns go together like peas and carrots..................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mortarman11c View Post
    Beer and guns go together like peas and carrots..................
    I like eating raw carrots.
    I like eating raw peas.
    I like shooting guns of any and all calibers I can get my Hoppes #9 stained hands on.
    I do not like beer; I refer Schnapps
    I do not like cooked peas.
    I do not like cooked carrots.
    I think Dr. Seuss is almost as gay as Dark Saga.

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    Dumb people procreating? or Smart people not knowing how to procreate?
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    Road Kill! It's not just for breakfast any more...

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    "I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me."

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    and those that matter don't mind." ~ Dr. Suess

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    Quote Originally Posted by skywalker View Post
    "I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me."
    Getting underwear from Thrift Shops isn't the way to go; you really need to buy you new ones.
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    That reminds me:

    I need to goto a thrift shop and get another T-Shirt. One one I'm using as a gun rag has about had it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    That reminds me:

    I need to goto a thrift shop and get another T-Shirt. One one I'm using as a gun rag has about had it.
    I'd send you my old Paratrooper shirt I bought from this site.........if I had one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustErin View Post
    Apparently so does the kindergartner that spanked my aunt (the teacher) and advised her... "I like big butts"

    Sounds like my youngest grandson.

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    This is my last post #999 and I am burning it up here so I can post my 1000th post goodies (see new thread).

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    Quote Originally Posted by P-Chop View Post
    I think it's just Arkansas, brother. I picked up a yellow lab pup at the Russellville Wal Mart parking lot a few years ago and brought her home to Virginia. My folks say that shit happens all the time there. First they try selling them dirt cheap and at the end of the day........see ya! Someone else's problem. Not cool!

    Never seen it anywhere else.
    I live out in the country so every time someone abandons a dog or cat or something it always goes to our place. I love dogs but seriously, we can't take them all!

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    "Where is the prince who can afford so to cover his country with troops for its defense, so that ten thousand men descending from the clouds might not,in many places, do an infinite deal of mischief before a force could be brought together to repel them?" -Benjamin Franklin, 1784


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    Quote Originally Posted by King of Hearts View Post
    I live out in the country so every time someone abandons a dog or cat or something it always goes to our place. I love dogs but seriously, we can't take them all!
    It takes a real Scum Bag to abandon a house pet with so many other options. A dog is the only thing outside of God that is capable of giving unconditional love.

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