Look at his eyes,now look at her tits....she was trying to get a law suit because be done a boob job and installed her nipples in the wrong place......I think....Originally Posted by bjohns5454
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Look at his eyes,now look at her tits....she was trying to get a law suit because be done a boob job and installed her nipples in the wrong place......I think....
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter
and those that matter don't mind." ~ Dr. Suess
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Why the hell would you go to a plastic surgeon with eyes like that in the first place?
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You know your fucked when the people who support you are fighting and those that don't support you are undermining you to higher.
Pass the beer bong and toss my happy ass out of a plane already.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
Damn Hillary Clinton to the Abyss.
I hate posers!
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We usually have something a little more substantial than a beer bong on our back when we go out the door.
Doing O.K. Dark? Post and report in another thread.
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Uh Dark you have to go to BAC first.
There is another bong that is much better and has a grim reaper on it.
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Never trust a man who doesn't drink!
Paranormal
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"a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of shoes."
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"We can't all be heroes -- because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."
~Will Rogers
Illegitimi non carborundum
~ Vinegar Joe Stillwell
Paratrooper
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What's wrong with that?
Community Member
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I will never understand why grown men find it entertaining to shoot chemlights with rifles.
SFC Richard J Lacey
LLDSM RCG 1st Sig Bde
31JAN1968
004535N, 1063940E (XS816898)
The young dead soldiers do not speak.
Nevertheless, they are heard in the still houses:
who has not heard them?
We leave you our deaths. Give them their meaning.
We were young, they say. We have died; remember us. Macleish
When I die, bury me face-down so the world can kiss......my......ass.
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Would you rather us shoot them with a pistol?
Bring on the Sizzler
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"Thou shalt not be a victim. Thou shalt not be a perpetrator. Above all, thou shalt not be a bystander." Yehuda Bauer
I believe the Best Social Program is a Job - Ronald Reagan
Paratrooper
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It's only fun if you do it at night.
Community Member
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VB: yes!
C: I don't think he's tried during daylight, but I wouldn't be surprised.
SFC Richard J Lacey
LLDSM RCG 1st Sig Bde
31JAN1968
004535N, 1063940E (XS816898)
The young dead soldiers do not speak.
Nevertheless, they are heard in the still houses:
who has not heard them?
We leave you our deaths. Give them their meaning.
We were young, they say. We have died; remember us. Macleish
When I die, bury me face-down so the world can kiss......my......ass.
Paranormal
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Some days it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
"a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of shoes."
"The Lorax"
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Is there something you need to tell us RO?
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson
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