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  1. 11-21-2008, 02:11 PM #1066
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    I need more porn
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    I need more porn
    Get one of those optical lines they were talking about in the other threads. It might cost 30k a month, but you could download lots of porn with one of those babies.
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    For 30K a month, you could film porn at home and star in it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    I need more porn
    I need some new porn sites.....the ones I have found are getting boring.

    Anybody got some suggestions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skysoldier View Post
    I need some new porn sites.....the ones I have found are getting boring.

    Anybody got some suggestions?

    Three words...asian massage parlor.

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    Three words...asian massage parlor.
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    Peanut butter and a new puppy....

    Just a thought....






    LMAO... just put a disclaimer that no dogs were hurt in this experimentation so as not to offend PETA or have the ACLU on your ass for infringing upon the dog's rights...
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    Yep... and just like your sex life... it (they) only exist in fairy tales...



    Zinger... LMAO... what's worse is I've sent you a box of viagra... and a crate of gay porn and anal ease



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    porn is a 4 letter word
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    I went to the Movies today. Some moron beside me nudged me and said "did you see that?". I said "No, I just paid $8.50 to come here so I could look at the f**kin floor."
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustErin View Post
    porn is a 4 letter word

    There's no "I" in porn.



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    "Where is the prince who can afford so to cover his country with troops for its defense, so that ten thousand men descending from the clouds might not,in many places, do an infinite deal of mischief before a force could be brought together to repel them?" -Benjamin Franklin, 1784

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    I took this week off to get some things done around the house. Ive already finished in one day what I thought would take me the rest of the week! Well, it looks like me and my son will get some Q time together!
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    Whoever has my DVD please remember this:

    DVD's do NOT make for good cock-rings, nor should you stick your tongue through the hole.
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