Thread: Random Thought of the Day

  1. 09-27-2008, 11:12 AM #961
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    My mother never saw the irony of calling me a Son of a Bitch!
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    What does 16 year old Scotch taste like?
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    Much better than anything they serve on commercial aircraft.

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    Love Bugs SUCK!!

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    http://guanabee.com/2008/09/woman-dr...-makes-bes.php
    "a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of shoes."
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    Ever feel this way?






    Funny thing about this... a coworker of mine created this for a marketing seminar.
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    Last night I buttercupped the HH6.

    She didn't care for it too much.
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    When watching the Noggin channel be prepared for every waking second to be filled with sound. My 2 year old daughter loves it; while it drives like an iron spike through my skull.
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    I swear I was sober when I thought up the following phrase:


    Raspberry Cum Stains.

    Granted I think I know where it came (ouch) from.
    There was this Mens magazine from, I think, in the 70’s or 80’s that had pictures of several lovely undressed ladies. The caption was that these ladies had recently given head to some guy(s) and that’s why their lips were smeared with some white frosting like substances.

    So here I am, a few decades later, wondering if some my jizz might taste like raspberry frosting to the ladies.
    I swear I have to give up those midnight snacks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    I swear I was sober when I thought up the following phrase:


    Raspberry Cum Stains.

    Granted I think I know where it came (ouch) from.
    There was this Mens magazine from, I think, in the 70’s or 80’s that had pictures of several lovely undressed ladies. The caption was that these ladies had recently given head to some guy(s) and that’s why their lips were smeared with some white frosting like substances.

    So here I am, a few decades later, wondering if some my jizz might taste like raspberry frosting to the ladies.
    I swear I have to give up those midnight snacks
    WTF Mike!

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    http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/cto/873368590.html
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    I saw a living Bobblehead doll at Ali Al Salem disguised as an Airman.
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    Boston Legal rocks.
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    "Where is the prince who can afford so to cover his country with troops for its defense, so that ten thousand men descending from the clouds might not,in many places, do an infinite deal of mischief before a force could be brought together to repel them?" -Benjamin Franklin, 1784

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    If the Bosox don't get into this years World Series, who are they going to blame?
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