Random Thought of the Day

[Ironic-Mike]

I just installed a new background for my PC. I think it's worth it:

[Altimeter]

She has some perky tits!

[Ironic-Mike]

She has some perky tits!

She's Miss September 1966. She and Miss August 1966 were the first two Playboy Centerfolds I ever gazed upon.

I was later able to buy September, 1966. No such luck with August 1966. One of these days.....

[Ironic-Mike]

I did something stupid. I set my computer to change the background every minute or so. The problem is that the pictures from sites such as ILoveTheBeach.com. I have over 200 pictures now saved. In fact I've been able to save a few more pictures today. The big problem with that is that every once in a while, when I'm busy doing Something Important, an extra beautiful Beach Babe shows up and I have to minimize the documents for a few seconds while I take a nice long look at the current Beach Babe, imagine motorboating her, etc. It's a real distraction.

[Rocket1972]

Thats a nice distraction and perfectly acceptable Mike!

[Ironic-Mike]

Thats a nice distraction and perfectly acceptable Mike!

But when Miss 412's turn comes along.....I just gotta stop and admire her!

[VB]

We expect to have copies of your pics placed on mem sticks that are to be handed out at the Houston gathering.

[Ironic-Mike]

We expect to have copies of your pics placed on mem sticks that are to be handed out at the Houston gathering.

That's an idea.

The pictures are all on a 2BG flash drive. I can't make it to Houston. But somebody who is can take my Mem Stick to Houston.

The first AP that sends me their Snail Mail address will be sent my Flash Drive. Then he can bring all my tamer porn (TSA would swipe the Gun Porn) to the gathering.

In case of a tie I'll send the Mem Stick to the first 509er or Female Paratrooper that asks.

[LadyDoc]

Me after being paged for an "emergency":

No ma'am, you do not need to take your child to the emergency room for a little bump on his arm that may or may not be an insect bite.

I swear, it takes NO higher cortical function to bear children. I don't know how some of these people even find their shoes in the morning.

[rangeroffspr]

I say the same about those who voted for Obama.

[Skysoldier]

Common Sense isn't common!

[Ops NCO]

Does anyone else -- when they read the screen name "bgermain" -- pronounce it "boogermane" in their head?

[lawndart504]

Does anyone else -- when they read the screen name "bgermain" -- pronounce it "boogermane" in their head?

Way to go, now its out in the open.

[Rocket1972]

"They said those vietnam shrimps is real good."

[abnbull]

Should I be concerned that I received my annual raise notification on April Fools Day?