Thread: Random Thought of the Day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Itchee96 View Post
    Fuck Obama.

    Shit balls.

    Fuck Clinton.
    Shweet!!!!
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    Am I the first to notice….

    The motion a Head Banger does when he/she/it/whatever is “Head Banging” is the very nearly the same motion that women (and them weirdo’s from San Fran and vicinity) perform when they are performing oral sex?


    Long Live the Original Head Banger, Linda Lovelace!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    Am I the first to notice….

    The motion a Head Banger does when he/she/it/whatever is “Head Banging” is the very nearly the same motion that women (and them weirdo’s from San Fran and vicinity) perform when they are performing oral sex?


    Long Live the Original Head Banger, Linda Lovelace!


    Bring on the Sizzler


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    Have you ever colored your lips with the malted easter eggs?
    Please beam me the fuck back up.

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    Yes I have why do you ask.
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    Wait a minute....that's Hawt!

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    "It rubs the egg on its lips or it gets the hose!"
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    ***post number 4000***

    Why do my balls sweat incessantly? I mean, baby powder just doesnt cut it in the summertime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Itchee96 View Post
    ***post number 4000***

    Why do my balls sweat incessantly? I mean, baby powder just doesnt cut it in the summertime.
    I think that's called the "drip"

    And they do have shots for that.
    Bring on the Sizzler


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    Quote Originally Posted by Itchee96 View Post
    ***post number 4000***

    Why do my balls sweat incessantly? I mean, baby powder just doesnt cut it in the summertime.
    Well, now we know why you call yourself Itchee....


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    Quote Originally Posted by VB View Post
    I think that's called the "drip"

    And they do have shots for that.
    Says the voice of experience
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    I am he. The bornless one. The fallen angel watching you! Babylon, the scarlet whore. I'll infiltrate your gratitude!
    -another Maiden quote

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    Quote Originally Posted by Itchee96 View Post
    I am he. The bornless one. The fallen angel watching you! Babylon, the scarlet whore. I'll infiltrate your gratitude!
    -another Maiden quote
    7th Son of a 7th Son (album and song same name)

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    I knew you would get it, Dark.

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    Itchee. You misspelled boneless.
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