Thread: Random Thought of the Day

  1. 02-15-2009, 12:18 PM #1276
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    I finally found my rectial thermometer in the glass on the Bathroom vanity. Now if I could just remember where I put my Toothbrush.
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  2. 02-16-2009, 11:37 PM #1277
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    First two Oil contracts for Iraq didn't come from the US but rather China and Russia... yeah this is a "we're fucked" moment.
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    I had my taxes done today.

    I owe $22 in State and $9 in taxes.

    On the other hand I'm getting over $700 from Uncle Fed. When I get it I'm going to do the *Paratrooper Hat Dance over it before I cash it in.


    *No relation to the Mexican Hat Dance. For starters I'm going to get drunk(er) when I start my dance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    I had my taxes done today.

    I owe $22 in State and $9 in taxes.

    On the other hand I'm getting over $700 from Uncle Fed. When I get it I'm going to do the *Paratrooper Hat Dance over it before I cash it in.


    *No relation to the Mexican Hat Dance. For starters I'm going to get drunk(er) when I start my dance.
    I am getting $9,958 Federal plus $2852 in state (well I think I am getting an IOU from the state for now.)
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  5. 02-18-2009, 05:30 PM #1280
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  6. 02-19-2009, 09:57 AM #1281
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    Have you ever wondered if the 1 dollar bills in your pocket was once in a strippers Butt Crack?
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    I know I have pulled out some ones and put in a stippers butt crack!
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  8. 02-19-2009, 10:18 AM #1283
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    Indian grocer has world's longest ear hair
    An Indian grocer, Radhakant Baijpai, has the world's longest ear hair, measuring 10 inches (25cm) long.




    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-ear-hair.html

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  9. 02-19-2009, 10:24 AM #1284
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    WTF?
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  10. 02-19-2009, 10:51 AM #1285
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    Itchee is sounding jealous.
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    Nah, I trim my ear hair. My butt hair might be in line for a World Record, though!
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    Watch out people....I've got to poop!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Digger View Post
    Watch out people....I've got to poop!!!
    Fire in the Hole!

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    Why is it?......that no matter how much money I make...I am still broke the day before payday?
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    Why is it that when I pick my nose it just gets full again?

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