Thread: Random Thought of the Day

  1. 02-09-2009, 07:27 AM #1261
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    Fucking phone charges should be standard, so they would be easier to replace.
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    I absolutely hate having to pause in the middle of telling a great (true) story to explain what a 'three finger brown eye' is.
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    Truly Random....

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    Did you hear about the gay Mafia Don from Berkeley California….



    ...He was known as the Fairy Godfather.
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  5. 02-09-2009, 09:09 PM #1265
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    Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML
    Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
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    "Never floss with a stranger."

    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter
    and those that matter don't mind." ~ Dr. Suess
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    WTF. This is actually what comes up in the Google search box.

    "a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of shoes."
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    Valentines Day should be done away with. Ive already gotten laid today, I have nothing left to do but cook dinner, and my wife is gone for a few hours getting pampered. FML!
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    Why is all the marketing geared towards men buying crap for the women? Whatever happened to "equal rights"?
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    Valentines is strictly for the wimmens.
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    Rock me Amadeus! Amadeus, Amadeus! Whoa, whoa, rock me Amadeus!
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    What was this guy thinking
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    Today is for women?? I know you didn't.

    My dear heart received a Mossberg 935 two weeks early.

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    If a woman is wearing a thong and she farts, does it whistle
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by frybyrd1 View Post
    If a woman is wearing a thong and she farts, does it whistle
    It depends if they are made of nylon or cotton
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