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  1. 01-19-2009, 07:10 PM #1201
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    Why does Coors Light taste so good..........
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    If the almighty didn't want man to eat pussy, why did he shape it like a taco??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho7 View Post
    If the almighty didn't want man to eat pussy, why did he shape it like a taco??
    You have a funny way of eating pussy or eating tacos if you do it the same way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SpongeBob View Post
    Why does Coors Light taste so good..........
    Coors Light? What is this sewer-water you speak of?

    Yuengling.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho7 View Post
    If the almighty didn't want man to eat pussy, why did he shape it like a taco??
    A guy I work without absolutely will not do it. He said if God wanted you to eat it, he would have put your dick in your mouth.
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    I'll be so fucking glad when today is over.
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    Holy shit...

    Make him shut the fuck up!
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    I can't hear you .... LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangerhunt View Post
    Holy shit...

    Make him shut the fuck up!
    Ditto. He's so fucking annoying when he talks !!
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    I have to admit, I did actually watch him take the Oath of Office, and fuck it up. I turned it immediately afterwards.
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    I am so damned tired of the continuous stream of anti-Bush horseshit still being flung about.


    The fact that these assholes can say it in English and not Arabic is lost on them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangeroffspr View Post
    The fact that these assholes can say it in English and not Arabic is lost on them.

    German, cachorra, German. The friggin' Arabs ain't that tough.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rangeroffspr View Post
    I am so damned tired of the continuous stream of anti-Bush horseshit still being flung about.


    The fact that these assholes can say it in English and not Arabic is lost on them.

    Burkas are sexy. Stop whining!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Itchee96 View Post
    A guy I work without absolutely will not do it. He said if God wanted you to eat it, he would have put your dick in your mouth.
    That's funny...Dark said if god wanted him to eat pussy he wouldn't have put a dick in his mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AbnJack View Post
    That's funny...Dark said if god wanted him to eat pussy he wouldn't have put a dick in his mouth.
    Thats odd. Dark usually has a dick in his mouth, but it ain't his!
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