Thread: Random Thought of the Day

  1. 11-24-2008, 02:55 PM #1081
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Why do we have a pair of panties, yet only one bra?
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  2. 11-24-2008, 03:04 PM #1082
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    Whoever has my DVD please remember this:

    DVD's do NOT make for good cock-rings, nor should you stick your tongue through the hole.
    Yeah.....whatever happened to that DVD?

    I never got a chance to see it!
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    My mother-in-law may actually be trying to kill me!


    That green puree shit in the tupperware she sent to me that was supposed to be brocolli and cheese soup, is killing my guts!!!!!!!!!!
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    I need to start buying softer toilet paper!
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    My mother-in-law may actually be trying to kill me!

    That green puree shit in the tupperware she sent to me that was supposed to be brocolli and cheese soup, is killing my guts!!!!!!!!!!
    We had a woman arrested in our county for feeding her husband Green Tea. She told him it would make him feel better. Problem was it turned out to be radiator fluid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by P-Chop View Post
    I need to start buying softer toilet paper!
    Fold then crumple, fold then crumple!
    Με ξέρετε από τα σημάδια αντέχω, με ξέρετε από το μίσος που ορκίζομαι.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skysoldier View Post
    Yeah.....whatever happened to that DVD?

    I never got a chance to see it!
    Sponge Bob seems to have it in his possession.

    You don't think he's using it as a spare tire for the Short Bus, do ya?
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  8. 11-25-2008, 02:43 PM #1088
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    since the current economic crisis was brought about by borrowing too much money, how is it that the cure is to borrow or print more money?
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    It is rumored that the way TO a man is through his stomach...


    but, the way to keep him... is lower.
    Wishin' I were Sizzlin'.... again.... (as always)

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    Tomb Stone Inscription:


    I told you that I was sick!
    -- Georgia Cemetery, USA



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    Pisses me off when I lose something, someone will always say "It will be the last place you look for it". Hell yes it will the last place, why in f**k would you want to keep looking once you found it"
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    sopɹǝıʍ puɐ sʞɐǝɹɟ llɐ ɹǝʎ
    "a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of shoes."
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    Settle down, Francis.
    It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
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    How is it they spent millions of dollars building this casino, but the roof is leaking on the first floor....... I dont get it.....
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    Sweet! Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by RockOut View Post
    sopɹǝıʍ puɐ sʞɐǝɹɟ llɐ ɹǝʎ
    Practicing for tonight?
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