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  1. 12-08-2005, 03:44 PM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedFalcon
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    I'm thinking of starting a chapter of MUFON (the Mutual UFO Network) in my area. MUFON is an organization dedicated to those that have been abducted by UFOs and those that have had significant encounters with UFOs in order to analyze/discuss UFO encounters. Now, I have never had a significant UFO encounter myself but you know, just in case.

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    Why in the hell do I have a flock of over 100 big fat Canadian Geese outside my window and I am not allowed to thin it out! They are just sitting there in a field just waiting to become dinner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    Why in the hell do I have a flock of over 100 big fat Canadian Geese outside my window and I am not allowed to thin it out! They are just sitting there in a field just waiting to become dinner.
    What's stopping you?
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    Damn Denver law stating you aren't allowed to discharge a firearm in the city. :roll: Fucking Bastards. Hell, from my office I have a great sniper base over looking the entire field behind darkend glass.
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    You're a Marine for Crist sake - go get the bastards. Semper Fi and baked Goose.
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    Excuse me I am trying to be more refined. Jesus, what would my co-workers think if I came in all covered in blood with a goose hanging from my mouth damn.

    What a minute... I have some really mentally disturbed clients... this could be fun. :twisted:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    Damn Denver law stating you aren't allowed to discharge a firearm in the city. :roll: Fucking Bastards. Hell, from my office I have a great sniper base over looking the entire field behind darkend glass.
    See my .22 short thread :P
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    Which gun are your talking about? [LOL]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    Why in the hell do I have a flock of over 100 big fat Canadian Geese outside my window and I am not allowed to thin it out! They are just sitting there in a field just waiting to become dinner.
    Those fuckers are all over the place in Denver, do they still have all those Prairie dog towns everywhere? Spent alot of time doing a little target practice back home, thinning out the Prairie dog population.
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    Those are now federally protected too. HUGE fine for blowing away the little bastards.
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    Old Indian Proverb

    "The Eagle is swift, but the Buffalo shits on the Prairie Dog"
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    An 18 month who doesn't know how to talk but can dial Hawaii on a cell phone? :?
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    A day is really not 24 hours long.
    It's actualy 23 hours, 56 minutes 4.0996 seconds :shock:
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