Thread: Random Thought of the Day

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    Imagine my surprise when I received a phone call from my family...

    and they were arguing over whether "Zit" is a legal play in Scrabble.
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    Sometimes... an outhouse is still an outhouse no matter how much air freshener you spray...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustErin View Post
    Sometimes... an outhouse is still an outhouse no matter how much air freshener you spray...

    Hey! I love my outhouse.

    You just have to be brave enough to build it without a door.
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    Apparently, I am a rascist because I disagree with Mr. Obama.
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
    Damn Hillary Clinton to the Abyss.
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    The greatest thing about being behind a camera at events... is not having to be in front of it...


    Second.... blackmailing family members with the photos...
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    Why can I not get this damn Hillshire Farms commercial out of my head???

    Ugh.
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    We leave you our deaths. Give them their meaning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 307th_ACE View Post
    Hey! I love my outhouse.

    You just have to be brave enough to build it without a door.
    You should have a 100000 BTU heater and a motherfucking door in Alaska. I would be making yellow snow cones up in there, beotch!

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    Apparently less than one month from deployment and a decision still hasn't been reached about where I am to go downrange.
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
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    Just go downrange anywhere, watch your 6, and shoot anyone who talks like they are clearing their throats (except the Germans). Come back safe. thats all we ask of you.

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    At least I'm not a douche... according to my reputation score here.

    That's the biggest ego boost I've had in a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustErin View Post
    At least I'm not a douche... according to my reputation score here.

    That's the biggest ego boost I've had in a while.


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    It is very unlucky to touch the gas tube of an M16A1 rifle until at least one hour after you are finished shooting it.

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    Unlucky, or painful?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Itchee96 View Post
    Unlucky, or painful?
    Both.

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    Well Dark that is called a SNAFU. I called from Saigon because I didn't get reassignment orders and was told that I wasn't in VIET NAM. GO FIGURE. DA couldn't tell me where I was but they couldn't give me the assignment I wanted state side. AIRBORNE! GERONIMO!!

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