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    Quote Originally Posted by LRP1
    Did that once....Took a month for the hair to grow back on my sack and blistered my arse.... :oops:
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    How do we know yogurt really is what they say it is.
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    How do we know yogurt really is what they say it is.

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    Why won't my wife agree to a threesome?



    And to all you fuckers.... I mean with another woman!!!!
    You sick perverted bastards..... where else would I have to clarify but here
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    Quote Originally Posted by 82d11b2p
    Why won't my wife agree to a threesome?



    And to all you fuckers.... I mean with another woman!!!!
    You sick perverted bastards..... where else would I have to clarify but here
    My HH6 has been wanting a threesome for years, but not including me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 82d11b2p
    Why won't my wife agree to a threesome?



    And to all you fuckers.... I mean with another woman!!!!
    You sick perverted bastards..... where else would I have to clarify but here
    You're the one with a penis avatar..... [LOL]
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    If she's hot, I'll volunteer to fill in RJ... :shock:
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    Damn Recon133....Now you tell me....
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    How do you explain to a parnoid schizophrenic that doesn't believe she is a paranoid schizophrenic that no one is out to get her? That is my challenge fo rthe day and she should be here in 20 minutes.
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAL
    Quote Originally Posted by italyjumper
    MUFON
    I'm thinking of starting a chapter of MUFON (the Mutual UFO Network) in my area. MUFON is an organization dedicated to those that have been abducted by UFOs and those that have had significant encounters with UFOs in order to analyze/discuss UFO encounters. Now, I have never had a significant UFO encounter myself but you know, just in case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumpmaster K
    Quote Originally Posted by CAL
    Quote Originally Posted by italyjumper
    MUFON
    I'm thinking of starting a chapter of MUFON (the Mutual UFO Network) in my area. MUFON is an organization dedicated to those that have been abducted by UFOs and those that have had significant encounters with UFOs in order to analyze/discuss UFO encounters. Now, I have never had a significant UFO encounter myself but you know, just in case.
    Heh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumpmaster K
    Quote Originally Posted by CAL
    Quote Originally Posted by italyjumper
    MUFON
    I'm thinking of starting a chapter of MUFON (the Mutual UFO Network) in my area. MUFON is an organization dedicated to those that have been abducted by UFOs and those that have had significant encounters with UFOs in order to analyze/discuss UFO encounters. Now, I have never had a significant UFO encounter myself but you know, just in case.

    You're just doing it to meet the chicks. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedFalcon
    Quote Originally Posted by Jumpmaster K
    Quote Originally Posted by CAL
    Quote Originally Posted by italyjumper
    MUFON
    I'm thinking of starting a chapter of MUFON (the Mutual UFO Network) in my area. MUFON is an organization dedicated to those that have been abducted by UFOs and those that have had significant encounters with UFOs in order to analyze/discuss UFO encounters. Now, I have never had a significant UFO encounter myself but you know, just in case.

    You're just doing it to meet the chicks. :P
    Chicks that have been abducted are used to being probed. :P
    My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes. - Ronald Reagan, 11 August 1984.

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