Thread: Random Thought of the Day

  1. 11-29-2007, 09:17 PM #826
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    If you splash the hot coffee in her eyes.....you don't need lube....
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  2. 11-30-2007, 11:11 AM #827
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    Cream, sugar or cum?
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  4. 12-12-2007, 11:51 AM #829
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    Quote Originally Posted by GM View Post
    Small, medium, large, extra-large, extra-extra-large or Dark's Mom?
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  5. 04-20-2008, 09:33 PM #830
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    Small, medium, large, extra-large, extra-extra-large or Dark's Mom?
    Isn't Dark's mom size called GP Medium?
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackflagg509 View Post
    Isn't Dark's mom size called GP Medium?
    nah... thats the average condom size of members of this board as reported by the CDC.
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    This is true... but their using the metric system...
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    Neigbors kids are annoying as hell.
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    Damn, I gotta take a shit...
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    How come when you try to get that big booger out of your nose, it's attached to a single hair with the tensile strength of 550 cord, and said hair is attached to a place just behind your eyeball???
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    I hear ya, Mortar.
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  12. 04-21-2008, 11:55 AM #837
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    Quote Originally Posted by CombatBarbie View Post
    Neigbors kids are annoying as hell.
    Not if you hit them hard enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CombatBarbie View Post
    Neigbors kids are annoying as hell.
    Hey Barbie.......by the time I saw your intro it was closed.

    I wanted to welcome you, and thank you for your service.

    And I also wanted to ask.........How come you have a mans name?


    Kim is masculine.......Kimberly is the feminine!

    I always wanted to ask that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skysoldier View Post
    Hey Barbie.......by the time I saw your intro it was closed.

    I wanted to welcome you, and thank you for your service.

    And I also wanted to ask.........How come you have a mans name?


    Kim is masculine.......Kimberly is the feminine!

    I always wanted to ask that!

    Well I have never been a real girly girl lol If I was I sure as hell wouldn't have joined the Army lol
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    Where do they get OIF V or IV or VIII or II....?
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