Thread: Random Thought of the Day

  1. 11-13-2007, 04:18 PM #811
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

    Well... you tell me??? All you did was lay there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangeroffspr View Post
    You callin' me frigid??
    Here's a test question...
    When you are riding along in your pick up truck, wearing your mullet and holding your beer can between your legs....does the the beer ever get warm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShortBusDriver82 View Post
    Well... you tell me??? All you did was lay there...
    A life-size photo laying on your bed does NOT mean you've had me, sugar.
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    Here's a test question...
    When you are riding along in your pick up truck, wearing your mullet and holding your beer can between your legs....does the the beer ever get warm?
    Coozies, dear, coozies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangeroffspr View Post

    Coozies, dear, coozies.
    Yeah...that's what I mean, there.
    Does it have a mullet too?
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    Sweet! Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

    Random thoughts?! I HAVE RANDOM THOUGHTS !!! Did anyone here hear about a donkey that killed a mountain lion that was about to attack a dog? My buddy told me about it......NOW THAT'S RANDOM !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AbnJack View Post
    Yeah...that's what I mean, there.
    Does it have a mullet too?
    Nope. Please don't cry.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hendo View Post
    Random thoughts?! I HAVE RANDOM THOUGHTS !!! Did anyone here hear about a donkey that killed a mountain lion that was about to attack a dog? My buddy told me about it......NOW THAT'S RANDOM !!
    It was a seeing eye mule and the second time it'd saved the blind dog.

    The first time he saved it from SBD.
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

    Hey, if the tail is in the upright position... that's consent in the dog world... or so I was told
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    Coffee....aaaaahhhh. A hot pot of coffee is happiness.

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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

    Coffee is best served hot by a naked waitress...
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    Named Emilio.
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

    Estevez?

    No thanks. I'll take Lolipop instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShortBusDriver82 View Post
    Coffee is best served hot by a naked waitress...
    Is the coffee hot or the waitress? It makes a difference .
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

    I prefer a hot waitress.... coffee can be substituted for lube if needed
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  14. 11-29-2007, 11:36 AM #824
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

    Quote Originally Posted by ShortBusDriver82 View Post
    I prefer a hot waitress.... coffee can be substituted for lube if needed
    I too prefer the waitress but is the coffee for lube or the lube for coffee? I'm confused now or is it still?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hendo View Post
    Is the coffee hot or the waitress? It makes a difference .
    picky picky...beggars can't be choosers.
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