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  1. 05-07-2007, 10:52 AM #781
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

    Ros wanted me to cover her in strawberries....
    All I had was dingle-berries.....

    hey it worked....

    Then we both hit the strawberry quick and it was off to happy land.....
    And then we saw Dark with a cheetah....
    And Dark wasn't the one on the top.....
    Then it no longer was happy land and Dark ruined my high!!!!!
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    OK, the poop emoticon shall be called Mr. Hankey, henceforth.

    And that explains why Dark keeps saying "it ain't easy bein cheesy".
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    Default I am currently re-reading Inside the Third Reich by Albert Speer.

    It’s May 1, 1945. Adolph Shickelgruber just killed himself and Herr Speer will soon be captured.

    There is bad news for every DumoctaticUnderground.com troll lurking about: Your hero still lost the War.
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    Default Re: I am currently re-reading Inside the Third Reich by Albert Speer.

    Sponge + ROS = a spawn that is a genetic experiment that ethicists call a crime not just against nature but an unholy abomination and just plain wrong.
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
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    Default Re: I am currently re-reading Inside the Third Reich by Albert Speer.

    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga View Post
    Sponge + ROS = a spawn that is a genetic experiment that ethicists call a crime not just against nature but an unholy abomination and just plain wrong.
    That's your opinion...I had a good time....



    Gay Fisherman + Gay Whale = DarkSaga

    (I am still researching which passed on to you the gay gene....more to follow!!!!)
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    Sponge + ROS....maybe that's where that little wang wang dude came from.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpongeBob View Post
    That's your opinion...I had a good time....



    Fisherman + Whale = DarkSaga
    That may explain whenever I bust a nut all the women in a five mile radius get pregnant.
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    Default Re: I am currently re-reading Inside the Third Reich by Albert Speer.

    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga View Post
    That may explain whenever I bust a nut all the women in a five mile radius get pregnant.
    It sure ain't from penetration!!!!!!!!!
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    Must be like pollen in the air...like the birds and bees and fairies
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

    Quote Originally Posted by AbnJack View Post
    Must be like pollen in the air...like the birds and bees and fairies
    BTW Jack.... you might want to get your "beer gut" checked out by a doctor..




    just saying....
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
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    I did...he said stop being a cheap ass bastard and piss the beer out...I can always drink more.
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

    Did you know one got inside Sponge. Yep! I put that little fucker on time delay so he can pull an Alien when he pops out (literally).
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

    You can't hurt a Sponge...they regenerate. Bigger, Badder, Meaner
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

    Quote Originally Posted by AbnJack View Post
    You can't hurt a Sponge...they regenerate. Bigger, Badder, Meaner
    But only when wet!
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