Thread: Random Thought of the Day

  1. 04-26-2007, 10:10 PM #751
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    fuck you Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

    I had a dream yesterday where I had Slick Willie impaled through his bunghole on a pole covered with fire ants. I was about to get mean when the phone rang.

    Whoever it was shall join Slickus Willieus on the next pole dance.
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    Take Slick Willy off your pole and answer the phone.
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

    Quote Originally Posted by AbnJack View Post
    Take Slick Willy off your pole and answer the phone.
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    I shoulda mentioned that the pole was made of oak and 15 feet long.

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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post


    I shoulda mentioned that the pole was 15 feet long.

    That was DEFINATELY a dream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post


    I shoulda mentioned that the pole was made of oak and 15 feet long.

    Amazing the difference a few words make..huh.
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    Question

    I definitely have got to catch up my sleep this weekend.

    Is there an HH6 out there with a teddy to help me fall asleep this weekend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    I definitely have got to catch up my sleep this weekend.

    Is there an HH6 out there with a teddy to help me fall asleep this weekend?
    Yep...Dark's wife hasn't seen a pole in monthes...

    Well...besides mine that is..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpongeBob View Post
    Yep...Dark's wife hasn't seen a pole in monthes...

    Well...besides mine that is..
    Does Officer Ken's nightstick really count as a pole?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangeroffspr View Post
    Does Officer Ken's nightstick really count as a pole?
    I would say yes.....since you gave mini-sponge his own name....?
    You must have liked "Officer Ken's nightstick" the other night...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpongeBob View Post
    Yep...Dark's wife hasn't seen a pole in monthes...

    Well...besides mine that is..
    Brother you try too hard.

    We all know you lost your "pole" to a crosseyed snaggletooth Korean hooker who looked like she was beaten with a bag of smashed assholes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga View Post
    Brother you try too hard.

    We all know you lost your "pole" to a crosseyed snaggletooth Korean hooker who looked like she was beaten with a bag of smashed assholes.
    No dude...your wife didn't take my "pole"....
    I said I gave it to her....

    Never-mind!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpongeBob View Post
    I would say yes.....since you gave mini-sponge his own name....?
    You must have liked "Officer Ken's nightstick" the other night...
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day ***WORK WARNING***

    So there is a Celtic festival that we are going to today.

    My wife says: Cultural Dances I hear: Guinness
    My wife says: Celtic Music I hear: Guinness
    My wife says: relaxing environment I hear: Guinness
    My wife says: Scot/Irish Food I hear: Food with Guinness
    My wife says: Scotch tasting I hear: Scotch with Guinness chaser

    I think today is going to be a good day!
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    So Dark...how was the Guinness Festival?
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