Don't ask Don't tellOriginally Posted by Recon133
How often do you drive a car in a tight skirt, Bro. Is there something you want to tell us?
Paratrooper
Don't ask Don't tellHow often do you drive a car in a tight skirt, Bro. Is there something you want to tell us?
Paratrooper
All you guys talking about drivers...sheesh you need to come to DC. Not only do you have people who until coming to the good ol US of A never saw a car except in picture books, they are given friggin licenses then allowed to do what they please....cut you off, cause you to wreck, etc..oh and my favorite after cutting you off they slow down to a crawl...I thought Panama was bad, then it was Korea..but after being in Europe, Asia and Central and South America...DC has everyone beat..
NASCAR JEDI
PM me her address....I'll poke her eye out and use her skull sexually....My fucking Supervisor.
I wouldn't even wish her sexual advances on Spongebob. It is just too fucking cruel. Well the quenn bitch of the universe is at it again. For the last 6 months I have been on a 0830 to 1700 schedule. She claims she didn't see me in the office until 0900 on Friday. Then she says my scheduled is 0800-1700 and I have to take an hour worth of annual leave. WTF?!?! She wants 170 case summaries written in less than two weeks and she pulls shit like this?!?!?! Plus my regular work. She is fucking nuts.She can lick my sweaty nut sack. I am only going to write up those people who are actually following through. I should have sued the state last fall for military discrimination and hostile work environment rather than being the decent guy giving them a chance to change. Fucking liberal nutbag incompetent ass fucks. They can rot and burn in hell for all I care.
Speaking of which....
Who here hates when a girl gets mad when you poke their eye right out of it's socket during sex....?
I mean shit...they got two right....?
Depends on how you poke it out. If you do it right you can put it back in and everything still works! And the cum acts as a lube to help it slip back in and when it gets sticky it helps keep it in.
Bring on the Sizzler
"508 All the Way, Sir"
"Thou shalt not be a victim. Thou shalt not be a perpetrator. Above all, thou shalt not be a bystander." Yehuda Bauer
I believe the Best Social Program is a Job - Ronald Reagan
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VB... I congratulate you on complete the CERC... Combat Eye Remover Course... it's one of the toughest courses in the Army but the only one where the demand you beat off constantly... for medicinal purposes.... of course.... LOL
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I make my living by taking out those who are living that don't deserve to be living...
Well, I didn't want to brag or anything and get you fuckers all jealous and everything. Not only did I get the scroll (never to be worn due to "security" issues), but I also got a badge for cummin',... eeerrr, I mean going "above and beyond"
Bring on the Sizzler
"508 All the Way, Sir"
"Thou shalt not be a victim. Thou shalt not be a perpetrator. Above all, thou shalt not be a bystander." Yehuda Bauer
I believe the Best Social Program is a Job - Ronald Reagan
In otherwords you banged a 60 year old female general to make rank.Well, I didn't want to brag or anything and get you fuckers all jealous and everything. Not only did I get the scroll (never to be worn due to "security" issues), but I also got a badge for cummin',... eeerrr, I mean going "above and beyond"
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
Damn Hillary Clinton to the Abyss.
I hate posers!
*1992-1996 USMC Cpl
*12/2005 - present USAR Medic PL/Human Terrain Teams
"I might not be Airborne however, it says it on my right sleave!"
Paratrooper
And What Kind of Hammer Did You Use?
Claw, ball peen, sledge (how heavy), gavel or mallet?In otherwords you banged a 60 year old female general to make rank.
NASCAR JEDI
Yes....in the eye!!!!!In otherwords you banged a 60 year old female general to make rank.
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Once they're crushed...rice krispies are REALLY slippery on a kitchen floor.
"Son you are ate up like a dick sammich in a gay bar." ~SSG P.
Paratrooper
"Fair weather" friends.
RLTW
Bell
C Co., 1st 75th, 80-81. RS 5-81
I earned my Black Beret!!!!
All days are good. Some are better than others though....
If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill
Myth - Just try and nuke a big frozen piece of meat for about ten minutes. Slice it in half and tell me how the inside are.
Bring on the Sizzler
"508 All the Way, Sir"
"Thou shalt not be a victim. Thou shalt not be a perpetrator. Above all, thou shalt not be a bystander." Yehuda Bauer
I believe the Best Social Program is a Job - Ronald Reagan
This can be a really good thing.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
Damn Hillary Clinton to the Abyss.
I hate posers!
*1992-1996 USMC Cpl
*12/2005 - present USAR Medic PL/Human Terrain Teams
"I might not be Airborne however, it says it on my right sleave!"
Paratrooper
OK...maybe so...now I gotta try it to find out.
Paratrooper
Be careful. Microwaves don't make brown meat. It may be red but it can taste burnt.
RLTW
Bell
C Co., 1st 75th, 80-81. RS 5-81
I earned my Black Beret!!!!
All days are good. Some are better than others though....
If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill
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