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  1. 04-17-2006, 08:15 PM #436
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    Quote Originally Posted by Recon133
    Is there something like a cock curler or rod roller available? Mine keeps slapping against my knee when I walk. I hate that.
    No shorts for you then? Eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Recon133
    Is there something like a cock curler or rod roller available? Mine keeps slapping against my knee when I walk. I hate that.
    Get with DarkSaga on this one...
    HE is an expert at keeping it from showing while he wears mini-skirts...
    But for it to show, he has to wear a real high one if you know what I mean....?

    I think he prefers the "tuck"....
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  3. 04-18-2006, 07:24 PM #438
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    :roll:

    Is this the point I should start worrying? When SpongeBob starts fantasizing about me.... ***shudder***.
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    When trying to explain what a "line cadet" was:

    To cap off something already over explained...

    Line soldier = trigger puller.

    Line cadet = yelling bang bang bang while holding your hands up with an imaginary M-4.


    That is all.
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    I masterbate frequently. [shrug]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Airborne
    I masterbate frequently. [shrug]
    Like thats a suprise. :roll:
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    Dark Saga knits sweaters out of his boyfriend's pubic hairs...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpongeBob
    Dark Saga knits sweaters out of his boyfriend's pubic hairs...
    That explains why Cal shaves. :shock:
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    Dark Saga is so gay....
    He is starting his own reality show where NBC will offer 2 Million dollars to anyone who is gayer....



    Now that is gay!!!!
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    Cool

    Something to avoid

    Something I’d rather be doing.
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    Default Or this ........

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    Has anyone ever noticed that people return they're shopping carts at Sam's Club, while at WalMart the Parking lot looks the Asteroid Field in "Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back?" Maybe, I've just watched too many movies over the years I don't know..LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackflagg509 View Post
    Has anyone ever noticed that people return they're shopping carts at Sam's Club, while at WalMart the Parking lot looks the Asteroid Field in "Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back?" Maybe, I've just watched too many movies over the years I don't know..LOL
    Because you have to pay to be a member at SAMS....

    break break...


    Why is copenhagen so expensive at the shoppette?
    These fuckers are pissing me off...
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    Thanks for clearing up that Big mystery there ... Sponge..LOL, I was actually hoping for something else but just me again being a HARDASS. Cause maybe I just expect more from people and all I get is a bunch of LEG Shit from people with they're lazy azzes leaving they're carts all over the place in the parking lots at Wally Worlds know what I mean bro? Fuck I'm a 100% disabled vet yet I return our carts to the Friggin cart return all the time whenever we go to the Super Center or some other Shopping Center, but that's the kind of guy I am.

    There I go on my shopping cart crusade again... see what happen when you have too much coffee or not enough in your diet...
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