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  1. 03-12-2006, 09:27 PM #421
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    Quote Originally Posted by Recon133
    If I was the Shadow, f**k crime, I'd be watching hotties takin showers, and lesbians havin sex.
    ... and livign up to your screen name... Recon... always watching, never getting any action.
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
    Damn Hillary Clinton to the Abyss.
    I hate posers!


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  2. 03-13-2006, 07:26 AM #422
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    please splain "Getting any".
    [shrug] [shots]
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  3. 03-13-2006, 10:36 AM #423
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    Skyshark is a dwarf whore.

    BTW








    [mom]









    She makes good cookies.









    Any idea where she learned that one thing she does with her tongue.









    You know what I mean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    The quickest way to get an evil boss out of the office in four words and not get fired... "I think I'm infectious".
    That is a tuff one....
    What about this one...?
    "Goto hell you fuckingpieceofshitpolesmokinggaylovingpillowbiting piratebitchasshooker"....

    Now...with five words you can really speak your mind...
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    Eat Shit CLIFF!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyshark
    Eat Shit CLIFF!!
    Morning Skyshark. :D
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
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    If wishes were horses, beggers would ride.
    "An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Col. Jeff Cooper
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    My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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    The girls in Cal's sig line look bored. They must have done the shoot with Spongebob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    The girls in Cal's sig line look bored. They must have done the shoot with Spongebob.
    Hell yeah!!!

    It is a race DS...and I aint about to get 2nd place...

    I have only been known to pleasure women with my tongue...and sometimes fingers....actually I am quite good with both if you know what I mean....?
    When I break out mr winkie...
    It is all about me then!!!!
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    After I have eaten hotwings, my asshole burns when I shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAL
    After I have eaten hotwings, my asshole burns when I shit.
    Yeah but burning poopie make the best chili dogs....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAL
    My cat's breath smells like cat food.
    Well, that's nice Cal my Husky likes to eat our cat's shit...not nice breath there I know. :roll:
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    When buying bottled water in Germany one must make sure that it isn't the kind with "gas" as the Germans say.


    It tastes like shit.
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    Is there something like a cock curler or rod roller available? Mine keeps slapping against my knee when I walk. I hate that.
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