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  1. 02-21-2006, 09:23 AM #391
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    The flu shot innoculates against the three most likely strains of flu that you may encounter.

    Be happy it isn't bronchitis. I have had it for the fifth time in eight months thanks to clients who do not take proper care of themselves. :roll: I need a new job.
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    I am headed to a specialist today because I have been sick since the end of November. Bronchitis was ruled out along with mono, flu and pnemonia. Now they are looking at asthma and allergies. Feel like a dang guinea pig
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    Quote Originally Posted by 82d11b2p
    Cal... to one up you.... what does shit taste like????... Sky should know, since he sucks off his boyfriend after having his shit packed in....
    Eat shit Frenchie!!
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    WTF happened to the hot chick avitar? :evil:


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    Do not eat the breath ments in the Mens Room.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by skyshark91
    Do not eat the breath ments in the Mens Room.......
    Damn, you mean they're not candy?

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    Cal, hows that bird flu coming along, you chicken fucker ! eat shit ha ha ha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyshark
    Quote Originally Posted by 82d11b2p
    Cal... to one up you.... what does shit taste like????... Sky should know, since he sucks off his boyfriend after having his shit packed in....
    Eat shit Frenchie!!
    When are you going to see a psych regarding all this self hate you berkley hugging freak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    Quote Originally Posted by Skyshark
    Quote Originally Posted by 82d11b2p
    Cal... to one up you.... what does shit taste like????... Sky should know, since he sucks off his boyfriend after having his shit packed in....
    Eat shit Frenchie!!
    When are you going to see a psych regarding all this self hate you berkley hugging freak.
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    It's only a French military operation if everyone gets shot in the back!!!!
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    Why is it the shortbus has so many people that aren't riding on it that should be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    Why is it the shortbus has so many people that aren't riding on it that should be.
    Cause we usually have too many hookes on it to make room for the tards...
    I'll talk with the Driver and see if we can possibly start pulling a trailer for those who are "Challenged"....
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    Hmmmm.... a tart trailer... sounds reasonable... we'll have to have the hookers do a topless car wash to raise money for the new trailer... more to follow....
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    I swear to Christ almighty - you fuckers take this shit back to the SBT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAL
    I swear to Christ almighty - you fuckers take this shit back to the SBT.
    Alright who told CAL where we were going to be hanging out?
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