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  1. 01-30-2006, 04:47 PM #316
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    82D,

    I see you have found the Bert is Evil website.
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
    Damn Hillary Clinton to the Abyss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    82D,

    I see you have found the Bert is Evil website.
    That avatar is fucking funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 82d11b2p
    For God's sake men.... if you ride a fucking moped, don't fucking admit to it... I'll run out and help you change that tire RJ and out run LRP on my scooter ...
    All badass FOG have Mopeds. We even have a local club, "FOG Modepers from Hell". We meet on Wed at the Senior Citizens Center, they give out free Soup and Metamucil every Wed. They don't f**k around when we arrive, they know "We bad".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ripcord
    If a Woman with big tits can work at Hooters
    why can't a woman with one leg work at I Hop
    Jesus, Ripcord... that's fucking hilarious
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  5. 01-31-2006, 04:42 AM #320
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    Why is my co-worker such a bitch? :roll:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Armywife375
    Why is my co-worker such a bitch? :roll:
    She's probably just constipated. :twisted:
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    How High is Up

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    Why is my supervisor a sociopathic liberal nazi?
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
    Damn Hillary Clinton to the Abyss.
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    Default perfect...

    Strange thing is, this all makes PERFECT sense to me...

    The Answer is: "I was a ass-hammered cum eating ninja-seal-ranger-sniper-green beret-snake eater-model-actor-poser"

    "What is Erik Sturchio, Alex"

    CORRECT!!!

    BING!!!


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    Default Re: perfect...

    Quote Originally Posted by bluefalcon
    Strange thing is, this all makes PERFECT sense to me...

    The Answer is: "I was a ass-hammered cum eating ninja-seal-ranger-sniper-green beret-snake eater-model-actor-poser"

    "What is Erik Sturchio, Alex"

    CORRECT!!!

    BING!!!
    you forgot 1) cock jugging 2) sheep fucking 3) thumb dick who was 4) molested repeatedly by the family pets.
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    Why won't the chicks on this site post nudie pics??????? C'mon ladies, pony up....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 82d11b2p
    Why won't the chicks on this site post nudie pics??????? C'mon ladies, pony up....
    Does your wife knwo about these solicitations?
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
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    Quote Originally Posted by 82d11b2p
    Why won't the chicks on this site post nudie pics??????? C'mon ladies, pony up....
    Because if I showed you, my husband would hunt you down and skin you alive. So, I want to spare you

    Besides, I AM a lady
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    AW375.....Please stop making understatements....Jim not only would skin someone, He would feed what is left to the Dogs...The last time I looked in the dictionary under lady...Your picture was there as a visual aid.
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    Some Brit singer had a song "She's a lady, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a lady", don't remember who, he was popular back in the 80's or 90's, I think. Ted James or some shit like that.
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