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    I know this is old but,...

    A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
    When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
    the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
    from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
    CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
    The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
    Floor 1: These men have jobs.
    The 2nd floor sign reads:
    Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
    The 3rd floor sign reads:
    Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
    “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
    She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
    “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
    Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
    Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
    There are no men on this floor.
    This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
    To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
    The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
    The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
    The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.
    Bring on the Sizzler


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    I am at work, 2nd day busting my @$$ on my time off (company is officially closed for holidays), closing (DoD-funded) project.
    Needed some boost, so turned on my speakers and felt like listening to Joe Cocker.
    Thankfully, with little to no disruptions, was touched by his version of "Sail Away".
    Take a moment and listen to the lyrics...

    BTW, project is succes; we're as strong as ever, and heading to be stronger than ever before.
    Happy New Year, America!

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    and BTW, was he an "early adaptor" of "Occupy Wall Street", as sang in "First We Take Manhattan"?

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    Try these Raven...a little more motivational...









    and last one:




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    Am I permitted to be a Momma's Boy once a year?

    On the last Wednesday of 2006 my mother went into the hospital to have a heart pacemaker installed. She came back Saturday. Sunday, New Years Eve, she had a stroke. She had been suffering from low blood pressure for some time and the pacemaker basically blew her brains out. She died a week and a half later. It's hard to believe it's been 5 years.

    This picture was taken about 6 months before she died.
    Behold the most incredible kind of woman in the world:
    The Mother of a Paratrooper!


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    God Bless Her Soul, Brother...
    Keep the great memories alive.


    (Lost my Mother in 2008).

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    There is always a "Reset" button to push... somewhere... who the hell knows where.
    Dod-gone-it, if I won't find the f@#$%^& "Reset" button, I swear, bull the trigger then.
    Fireworks Russian style (minus RPG).

    Happy New Year, my favorite MoFo-s!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt.Raven View Post
    God Bless Her Soul, Brother...
    Keep the great memories alive.


    (Lost my Mother in 2008).
    This^^^^^^^^^
    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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    "American parachutists...devils in baggy pants...are less than 100 meters from my outpost line. I can't sleep at night; they pop up from nowhere and we never know when or how they will strike next. Seems like the black-hearted devils are everywhere..."
    taken from the diary of a German officer killed at Anzio

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    Words to live by... or at least hold a weapon by. lol
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    Does anybody else squatch watch?

    Finding bigfoot sunday nights @ 10pm EST.

    It has filled in the empty "walker" space...until it's return.
    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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    COURAGE IS THE COIN THAT RETURNS TENFOLD TO THE SPENDTHRIFT BUT LEAVES THE MISER BANKRUPT. YOUR TIRED??? TIRED??? YOUR NOT TIRED TELL YOU FALL FLAT ON YOUR FACE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockwellB\co1\508 View Post

    I'll be an SOB...lost footage of Rocket's boyfriend!
    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH View Post
    I'll be an SOB...lost footage of Rocket's boyfriend!
    I got your boyfriend. You can have some more of D's the next Sizzler.

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