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  1. 01-19-2006, 10:54 AM #271
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    I'm not sure why "War of the Worlds" is considered science fiction. I mean, somebody traveling millions of miles to kill Tom Cruise doesn't seem all that far-fetched to me.
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    "What Would Jesus Do?" may be a good philosophy of life for some, but I find that it rarely helps me decide how much to tip a hooker.
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    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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    And if a tree falls in the woods, will anybody hear its cry for help?
    "out of every crisis comes the chance to reborn"
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    What am I going to cook for supper?
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    My boss has little man syndrome.
    "Son you are ate up like a dick sammich in a gay bar." ~SSG P.

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    While explaining how she is disabled I had a client tell me she can sense weather changes with her right breast. :shock:
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    While explaining how she is disabled I had a client tell me she can sense weather changes with her right breast. :shock:
    Ask her when the fuck it's gonna rain here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    While explaining how she is disabled I had a client tell me she can sense weather changes with her right breast. :shock:


    She's not lactating, is she?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigSis61502
    My boss has little man syndrome.
    Does he look like this? :D

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    Why do I get morning wood?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 82d11b2p
    Why do I get morning wood?
    Because you're looking at pictures of William Hung.

    Homo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAL
    Quote Originally Posted by 82d11b2p
    Why do I get morning wood?
    Because you're looking at pictures of William Hung.

    Homo.

    Damn you found out.... :shock:
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    Quote Originally Posted by 82d11b2p
    Why do I get morning wood?
    I dunno...but if you never go to sleep, then you never get morning wood....
    Then after a few days...of no wood...
    Your body does a complete flip flop and you start getting wood that lasts all day.
    Hurts at first, but you get use to it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 82d11b2p
    Why do I get morning wood?
    Your bladders swells with urine thus pressing on your prostrate which releases hormones that would usually be released by the arousal of sexual activity.

    either that or your wife shoved a broom handle up your ass for snoring again.
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
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