And when you're finished you get to wipe your dick off on their curtains.Originally Posted by Mortarman11c
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And when you're finished you get to wipe your dick off on their curtains.
Bring on the Sizzler
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Brother, that is the most base, crude, and disrespectful thing I have ever heard!!!
I prefer to use their pillow.
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...are pissing blood and sh**ing Jungle Boot residue.
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Or her hair.
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or the $20 I leave on the dresser
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You would pay 20 bucks? Sponge told me Dark only charges 5 dollars!
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I expended 180 rounds of .223 ammunition today.
I have now used up a total of 1,081 rounds this year alone.
Being the Good Boy that I art, I put a dozen roses on my mothers grave this afternoon.
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My 190# mastiff
fell in deep meaningful love for a day and eventually had a puppy.
Out of what I believe was jealousy and spite, my daughter's dog ATE the puppies head.
This didn't go over well with momma and she went Cujo on her ass
Now I have to bury a puppy and my son in law has to bury a 150# disemboweled bitch who's head and leg are almost torn off.
Moral of the story is: Don't fuck with Mommas. Especially on Mother's Day
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THAT SUCKS
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Maggs is ok. The puppy part sucks, though. That bitch Daisy is hopefully now a rabbit in the Happy Hunting Ground.
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Today, in 1949, the Soviet Union lifted its blockade of Berlin.
Bring on the Sizzler
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The Termite Queen lays an egg every 3 seconds for 15 years. The Termite males that can produce enough sperm to fertilize all those eggs are called Zimmys.
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Thats a small penis!
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Thats a small penis!
The just drop off a gallon between Airborne Ops
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