Random Thought of the Day

[Ironic-Mike]

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[Zimmy]

A cherry on the jobsite skittered a 16 pound sledgehammer off a wrench and thumped me backwards into a half pipe lined with knife seals.

I don't know if he looked more scared when he thought he'd killed me or when he thought I was gonna kill him as I crawled out of there.

I just showed him how to swing the hammer and went back to work.

Only later did I figure out the fucker smashed my iPhone in my chest pocket.

Damn.

[lz_NorthPole]

A cherry on the jobsite skittered a 16 pound sledgehammer off a wrench and thumped me backwards into a half pipe lined with knife seals.

I don't know if he looked more scared when he thought he'd killed me or when he thought I was gonna kill him as I crawled out of there.

I just showed him how to swing the hammer and went back to work.

Only later did I figure out the fucker smashed my iPhone in my chest pocket.

Damn.

Brother you just got to watch them FNGs very close

[VB]

A cherry on the jobsite skittered a 16 pound sledgehammer off a wrench and thumped me backwards into a half pipe lined with knife seals.

I don't know if he looked more scared when he thought he'd killed me or when he thought I was gonna kill him as I crawled out of there.

I just showed him how to swing the hammer and went back to work.

Only later did I figure out the fucker smashed my iPhone in my chest pocket.

Damn.

You mean you don't have one of those cherry proof cases for your iPhone?

[Zimmy]

Nah, I had the cheap walmart one.

[Har]

You don't use red duct tape on their hard hats Zimmy?

[Zimmy]

You don't use red duct tape on their hard hats Zimmy?

Lol. We ought to. Usually you can tell a cherry because they move too slowly. Real men are reaching for the tools instead of waiting for them. Also, experienced hands won't let themselves be shamed by the work ethic of another.

Man swinging hammer: Bam..........Bam...........Bam.....
Other guy: You want me to take over while you hold your purse, Nancy?
Man Swinging Hammer: Fuck you. Bambambambambambambambam

[lz_NorthPole]

All is well on "The Yellow Brick Road"

[Ironic-Mike]

All is well on "The Yellow Brick Road"

Starts singing Downtown

[lz_NorthPole]

Starts singing Downtown

Nope, "Singing in the Rain". I'm in Astoria, Or and about to head EAST outta this stinkin rain...

[abnbull]

Another Saturday.....another shower.

[AbnJack]

copperheads can live for over a week buried in salt?

[Bell]

When you're flat on your back things start to look up.

[Ironic-Mike]

When you're flat on your back things start to look up.

There's a joke there....But I won't touch it.
Think about it for a few seconds.

[Bell]

Kick em when they're down.